shit movies, but awesome opening minute or so?

[Gladstone]

in all frankness i'm not sure i can minion for someone who doesn't like the princess fucking bride

trump's america

 

[NEsnake12]

Hancock's drunk/hungover heroism opening:

 

[FireCohen]

idk as kid mortal combat (first one) was the shiet.

 

[Pitchfork51]

idk as kid mortal combat (first one) was the shiet.

Fo sho. Gladstone is a bitch!

and he hates sonya blade cosplay!

 

[Gladstone]

idk as kid mortal combat (first one) was the shiet.

Fo sho. Gladstone is a bitch!

and he hates sonya blade cosplay!

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you are a mushbrain but you are right about sonya being extremely hot

wood. even the 16 bit version.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

idk as kid mortal combat (first one) was the shiet.

Fo sho. Gladstone is a bitch!

and he hates sonya blade cosplay!

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As is my want, google image search of "sonya blade cosplay nude".

There is some freaky shit out there.....and it takes something extra to throw the throbber off his game.

I'm not sure I can ever unsee the Princess Peach/Mario sex tape.

 

[HorrifyinglyAlluring]

at least post the entire MK opening scene:

shang tseng scared the piss out of me when i was 9. hilarious now