Sexual Harassment Training

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.
 
So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.
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You could have gotten out of this with my suggestion you asshole.

"I don't think I need to take this class considering I was molested as a child on the reservation, I KNOW WHAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS ALL ABOUT, I LIVED THROUGH IT, I DEALT WITH IT, I HURT LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, AND I AM SURVIVING AND I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER"
 
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So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.
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The instructor will probably be a dude.
 
So when I'm leaving work today boss tells me to take a half day tomorrow to recover from getting kicked out of the class today. Acts like I should be all emotional over getting kicked out. It might affect my job performance. News flash moron I spray shit on bugs. Not like I'll be in surgery tomorrow. Idiot.

Anyway, since I have the morning off I am going to a bar to get all fucked up and I'll roll in at noon tomorrow. The moral to this story is always try to get thrown out of stupid training at work. Free half day off, and you get to piss off a fat woman.
 
Trail of Tears, Swaye. Use it. And wear a "Who Rescued Who" T-shirt like the dog-loving, hairy-legged libs in my hood walk around in. An Indian with a Rescue/Service Dog? Bulletproof.
 
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Ask them if the 8 second game is assault.
 
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Motherfucker - I lol'ed like 5 times reading this thread.

 
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So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.
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Upvote for the use of 'oogle'.
 
It's 4 Amanda I'm drunk as fick...may not even go in today fuck it
 
It's 4 Amanda I'm drunk as fick...may not even go in today fuck it
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This is so awesome. ^^^^^^^ I am seriously falling for this Noble Savage. NTTAWWT
 
Tell that fucking cunt to give herself a dildo shocker....and if she wants your attention in class she has to dress the part

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Today is a definite desk flask affair. I nonchalantly told some co-workers our boss deserves death by Ru-Ru.

There were zero belly laughs in the media room. This fucking place will be the end of me.
 
I didn't even go in today. Called my boss and told him I was still reflecting on yesterday. He said fine. That guy is a fucking idiot. I plan to go in tomorrow and take the truck out and sit at the 7-11 parking lot all day long fucking off.
 
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