Serious question

Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?
 
Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?

BURN
 
Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?

No. My wife likes my huge schlong in her v-hole. Just like your mom likes it in her ass.

Haven't we been over this already?
 
Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?

No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

Haven't we been over this already?

So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving.
 
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Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?

No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

Haven't we been over this already?

So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving for a special occasion.

"Dudes" would leave you out anyway, Sally, so keep your two bucks for the cab ride home for your mom.
 
Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?

No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

Haven't we been over this already?

So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving for a special occasion.

"Dudes" would leave you out anyway, Sally, so keep your two bucks for the cab ride home for your mom.

Cool story bro. UW has a cab driving major? Musta been a tough choice between that and Ukrainian egg painting huh?
 
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Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?

No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

Haven't we been over this already?

So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving for a special occasion.

"Dudes" would leave you out anyway, Sally, so keep your two bucks for the cab ride home for your mom.

Not the case. He's the face of the 3-dollar bill. ($75k)

HTH
 
OBK - I actually don't mind your nonsense, it's predictable but sometimes funny

I'm thinking about breaking out the Poulsbo RV for a road trip down to Eugene this weekend. Will you be able to wash the windshield, check the oil, and pump my gas? I'm gonna need full service
 
OBK - I actually don't mind your nonsense, it's predictable but sometimes funny

I'm thinking about breaking out the Poulsbo RV for a road trip down to Eugene this weekend. Will you be able to wash the windshield, check the oil, and pump my gas? I'm gonna need full service

Don't forget the ball-washing. Spit-shine.
 
OBK - I actually don't mind your nonsense, it's predictable but sometimes funny

I'm thinking about breaking out the Poulsbo RV for a road trip down to Eugene this weekend. Will you be able to wash the windshield, check the oil, and pump my gas? I'm gonna need full service

Sorry man but I don't work the weekend shifts. However my coworker would be happy to be of assistance. His name is Coke and he's got you covered. Go to the Chevron across from the 7-11 on Coburg Road. You can mapquest it if you're not familiar with the Eugene area.

 
Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.

Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.

Awesomed for squeaky ass. Top shelf.
 
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