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I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
 
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I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem, they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.
 
If guys want to go to a football game for a bachelor party. There’s no way this is his first marriage.
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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It's called a suite.
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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Is highly coveted the same as hot ticket?
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem,[/b] they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.
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You can either be patriotic or handicapped. Take your pick.
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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It shouldn't be hard unless you're expecting good seats.

Also, why not just get a few sections of 2-4* clumps? It's not like Oregon didn't make UW fans do this last year. It's not a big deal unless you really need 10 guys jerking each other off at the same time.
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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It shouldn't be hard unless you're expecting good seats.

Also, why not just get a few sections of 2-4* clumps? It's not like Oregon didn't make UW fans do this last year. It's not a big deal unless you really need 10 guys jerking each other off at the same time.
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Yeah just buy a group of 6 and a group of 4. You’re grown adults, you don’t need to hold each other’s hands the entire trip like you’re a bachelorette party at the dierks Bentley bar in Nashville
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem,[/b] they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.
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You can either be patriotic or handicapped. Take your pick.
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carefulº
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem,[/b] they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.
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You can either be patriotic or handicapped. Take your pick.
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@puppylove_sugarsteel
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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That’s easy. Human centipede. One ticket.
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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It shouldn't be hard unless you're expecting good seats.

Also, why not just get a few sections of 2-4* clumps? It's not like Oregon didn't make UW fans do this last year. It's not a big deal unless you really need 10 guys jerking each other off at the same time.
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Isn't that what we do here?
 
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Other than the ribs n rickshaw special at the ram, just buy the highest seats you can find on the north side.
 
I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?
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Ask where his future husband is going and get ideas from them.
 
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