GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
How soon we forget. We have never hated the ducks 1% as much as they have always hated us...... and we didn't really know or understand how much duck hatred was directed our way until 1992, the last time ducks lost to the Dawgfather in Autsen Arena while steamrolling him on the sideline during the game. They hated us because of our Husky arrogance in not being able to acknowledge for as long as I could remember prior to 1994 their middling existence as a track school attempting to play football. Can't you recall when practically the only shot Oregon had for a lucrative TV game was when they played us? How condescending we were to a perennial bottom-feeder and probably nobody that Oregon chose to label a rival had more reason than us to be that way.
I know you must be very proud of your DF efforts to warn everybody in Huskyfandom of the coming duck menace, but of course to no avail. You'd have been just as successful sounding the alarm if we were threatened by a stampede of slugs,..... the duck's favorite food by the way. Although it does rankle, the obvious invincibility of duck football now riding a ten-game winning streak over Husky Football is for a veteran Huskyfan like myself kind of like.... meh, who cares? We've had a lot bigger issues starting with the inexcusable UW administrative neglect laying waste to our once proud football program, not to mention the string of loser coaches, incompetent AD's, and indifferent university presidents.
Who gives a fuck even now about duck football? They have a great football program, bought and paid for by their mogul-sized trackster sugardaddy, and whether or not we ever compete with them again on the gridiron is small peanuts compared to getting our Husky Pride back for you see, our arrogance, which has been bombarded heavily over the past ten years, will never leave us. We are Huskies or if you prefer, Dawgs, and it is our habit to growl and snarl at each other as alpha's and beta's within a pack have done since the creation of our species. Let ducks fly high overhead dodging lead as they've always done while we struggle down the path to recovering our Pride. The true gods of football will take care of us in the end and it's starting to look a lot better each day providing we keep the faith and well, if you must....... fuck a duck now and then.
Unabomber approves this manifesto