Seattle NHL team name?

Here's a few suggestions:

Seattle Suicide:

Fan chant: "(insert city name here) (insert NHL nickname here) GO KILL YOURSELF!" It would be Seattle projecting its alleged suicidal tendencies towards the opponents rather than the opposite.

Seattle Assault Rifles:

Pat Hill fucking tuff nickname. Assault rifles are the scariest thing on planet earth today. Scarier than a nuclear North Korea, global warming, Russian spies, and nano assassin robots, combined!

Seattle Steelheads:

An ode to the steel brained 'elect K-MartShaman Iwant to the city council fucking stupid' city of Seattle voter.

Seattle Seagulls:

Too close to Seahawks but the bird dropping covered alternative jersey would be the most alternative alternative-jersey out there.

 
The Seattle Identifiers

Should minimize the amount of people offended. Maybe they can wear pink helmets with cat ears.

Smaller pucks and oversized goals should be demanded, as well.
 
I give you the Seattle Wobblies and its new logo.

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