say it ain't so

[sarktastic]

Jack Lockner returns to Seattle as the backup to Russell Wilson next year.

I think I'm going to puke now.

 

[HuskyJW]

I am still holding out hope that he'll be UDub's new quarterback coach

 

[phineas]

I am still holding out hope that he'll be UDub's new quarterback coach

What exactly would he teach?

 

[WilburHooksHands]

I think he would be a hell of an offensive coordinator. Kid is from Ferndale and bleeds purple. Plus, he's been an NFL quarterback. How many other OC's can say that?

 

[DerekJohnson]

At least let him ROAM the sidelines.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Motivational speaker or gawd preacher guy

 

[LoneStarDawg]

At least let him ROAM the sidelines.

It'd be pretty nostalgic to see him roaming the sideline, it was a few short years ago that sideline was his top receiver.

 

[RaccoonHarry]

I am still holding out hope that he'll be UDub's new quarterback coach

What exactly would he teach?

Accuracy

 

[pawz]

Motivational speaker or gawd preacher guy

At least that part will play well with the Seahooks QBs.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Just having Jack on the sidelines will energize the 12s by reminding them the heroic 5/16 performance he put on in the monumental Holiday Bowl win that changed UW back into a powerhouse.

 

[MikeDamone]

It would be sooooo cool to have a DAWG roaming the sidelines for Seattle. Hopefully he throws a few TDS to Kearse!! (says 99% of the 12s)

 

[Kaepsknee]

I am still holding out hope that he'll be UDub's new quarterback coach

What exactly would he teach?

Broadside of barn avoidance techniques

 

[BennyBeaver]

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Not that it mattered in that plunger game, but there was no flag for facemask on that play. El Oh El

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I am still holding out hope that he'll be UDub's new quarterback coach

Five star whoosh.

You got some people that should know better.

 

[Fenwick]

I am still holding out hope that he'll be UDub's new quarterback coach

What exactly would he teach?

One thing would be how to fall down when a defensive player barely touches you.

 

[Fenwick]

At least let him ROAM the sidelines.

Nah, but have his mom roam the sideline.

 

[Alexis]

He's not black enough

 

[greenblood]

Lockner should coach the safeties

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I like Jake. Fuck you guys.