Saw Gary Danielson at the Fairmont

creepycoug

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a few hours ago. Some middle-aged woman was taking a selfie with him out front (only reason I noticed him). She had a nice ass for a older broad.
anyways, I says to him, "So, since you're calling a game between two fake Big 10 teams, how are you going to decide who to favor?"
ok, I didn't say that. it would have been rude and he's not exactly a small dude. but I did see him.
 
a few hours ago. Some middle-aged woman was taking a selfie with him out front (only reason I noticed him). She had a nice ass for a older broad.
anyways, I says to him, "So, since you're calling a game between two fake Big 10 teams, how are you going to decide who to favor?"
ok, I didn't say that. it would have been rude and he's not exactly a small dude. but I did see him.
him and Brad remind me of the two old dudes from the muppets at this point.
 
Never saw a poly name he couldn't pronounce 5 different ways in the span of 4 hours despite having done 27 of their games.
 
a few hours ago. Some middle-aged woman was taking a selfie with him out front (only reason I noticed him). She had a nice ass for a older broad.
anyways, I says to him, "So, since you're calling a game between two fake Big 10 teams, how are you going to decide who to favor?"
ok, I didn't say that. it would have been rude and he's not exactly a small dude. but I did see him.
@Joey Does this count as a Carolla-esque "almost fight" story?
 
a few hours ago. Some middle-aged woman was taking a selfie with him out front (only reason I noticed him). She had a nice ass for a older broad.
anyways, I says to him, "So, since you're calling a game between two fake Big 10 teams, how are you going to decide who to favor?"
ok, I didn't say that. it would have been rude and he's not exactly a small dude. but I did see him.
I once saw Jason Garrett while driving through downtown Seattle. He was decked out in Cowboys workout gear. I rolled down my window as he walked by my car. I didn’t know what to say so I just yelled, “Jason Garrett! You’re Jason Garrett!” He stopped, looked at me and my only response was “hi”
 
a few hours ago. Some middle-aged woman was taking a selfie with him out front (only reason I noticed him). She had a nice ass for a older broad.
anyways, I says to him, "So, since you're calling a game between two fake Big 10 teams, how are you going to decide who to favor?"
ok, I didn't say that. it would have been rude and he's not exactly a small dude. but I did see him.
I once saw Jason Garrett while driving through downtown Seattle. He was decked out in Cowboys workout gear. I rolled down my window as he walked by my car. I didn’t know what to say so I just yelled, “Jason Garrett! You’re Jason Garrett!” He stopped, looked at me and my only response was “hi”
I know we’re not doing the “I saw a famous football coach game” but this reminded me that I saw Tony Dungy on Bainbridge Island like 5 years ago and he was fully decked out in Colts gear. It had to have been at least 10 years after he coached there. He doesn’t seem like the type to want to be noticed.
 
As I walked into the Sonics office building on Queen Anne KC Jones was walking out. I gave him a respectful head nod
As it turned out he had just been fired paving the way for George Karl
 
my buddy and I were on national TV standing behind Brent Musberger doing the open during a Sonics-Bullets championship game.
Of course, it was tape delayed, so no one saw us.
The NBA was like professional cornhole in those days.
 
nah, it’s unaldulterated hate. Envy’s got nothing to do with it.

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