Sa'Vell Smalls, 6* 2020 BUCK, Seattle (Kennedy), WA (SIGNED)

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

 

[backthepack]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

QB1.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

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Laramie is the shittiest place on earth. I kid you not

It's isolated, windy, and cold AF, but it's definitely not the shittiest place on earth. I nearly went there. Depends what you're looking for. Laramie >>> Pullman and a million other Buttfuck, Egypt towns around.

 

[backthepack]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

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Laramie is the shittiest place on earth. I kid you not

It's isolated, windy, and cold AF, but it's definitely not the shittiest place on earth. I nearly went there. Depends what you're looking for. Laramie >>> Pullman.

Yeah but Pullman has hot chicks. Laramie has a bunch of fat dumpy blonde mormon or overly christian chicks from Sherdian or fuckall Wyoming.

Also the town smells like cowshit and has nothing to do.

 

[AtomicDawg]

It’s not like like Laramie is Camden NJ bad. Thought I wasn’t getting out alive when i was lost there.

Pullman is better than Laramie though. Small college towns are not a bad place to chase tail when you are 18-22 years old but the plains of Wyoming is pretty bad.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

https://twitter.com/Softykjr/status/1202050202275680259

Cuogs will complain that Pete calling kids is a recruiting violation even though Pete is still our coach until after the bowl game.

 

[backthepack]

It’s not like like Laramie is Camden NJ bad. Thought I wasn’t getting out alive when i was lost there.

Pullman is better than Laramie though. Small college towns are not a bad place to chase tail when you are 18-22 years old but the plains of Wyoming is pretty bad.

It was hyperbole obviously

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

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Laramie is the shittiest place on earth. I kid you not

It's isolated, windy, and cold AF, but it's definitely not the shittiest place on earth. I nearly went there. Depends what you're looking for. Laramie >>> Pullman.

Yeah but Pullman has hot chicks. Laramie has a bunch of fat dumpy blonde mormon or overly christian chicks from Sherdian or fuckall Wyoming.

Also the town smells like cowshit[/b] and has nothing to do.

You have to know the locals. They don't take kindly to Colorado & Washington granolas. I've never had trouble finding good looking trim at the Buckhorn. They're all blonde(natural or not) and shelf life is short but who cares? Better than the patchouli wooks down in Boulder.





The town does sometimes smell like cowshit but gotta love a girl that knows how to ride. As to things to do in a small college town the Buckhorn is one of my favorite bars in the world. Also, see above about knowing the locals. Keggers and house parties are common right off of main street. I'll give Pullman the daddy issue edge but I'd take Laramie over Pullman any day. If anything, it's a better Spokane with the football team and school actually in town.

 

[backthepack]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

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Laramie is the shittiest place on earth. I kid you not

It's isolated, windy, and cold AF, but it's definitely not the shittiest place on earth. I nearly went there. Depends what you're looking for. Laramie >>> Pullman.

Yeah but Pullman has hot chicks. Laramie has a bunch of fat dumpy blonde mormon or overly christian chicks from Sherdian or fuckall Wyoming.

Also the town smells like cowshit[/b] and has nothing to do.

You have to know the locals. They don't take kindly to Colorado & Washington granolas. I've never had trouble finding good looking trim at the Buckhorn. They're all blonde(natural or not) and shelf life is short but who cares? Better than the patchouli wooks down in Boulder.

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The town does sometimes smell like cowshit but gotta love a girl that knows how to ride. As to things to do in a small college town the Buckhorn is one of my favorite bars in the world. Also, see above about knowing the locals. Keggers and house parties are common right off of main street. I'll give Pullman the daddy issue edge but I'd take Laramie over Pullman any day. If anything, it's a better Spokane with the football team and school actually in town.

I know a ton of Wyoming girls and I’ve been to Laramie more thn a few times. It’s alright, it sucks cause it smells like a cow slaughter house, the weather is miserable and the trim is limited. Sure there a few hot ones but the majority of them are some fat christian girl from Sheridian Wyoming that came Laramie and caught a coke habit. There are a few cool bars but it sucks. Fuck that place.

Boulder is cool because it’s a rich wazzu. You get rich girls with daddy issues from all over the country migrating to one place.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

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Laramie is the shittiest place on earth. I kid you not

It's isolated, windy, and cold AF, but it's definitely not the shittiest place on earth. I nearly went there. Depends what you're looking for. Laramie >>> Pullman.

Yeah but Pullman has hot chicks. Laramie has a bunch of fat dumpy blonde mormon or overly christian chicks from Sherdian or fuckall Wyoming.

Also the town smells like cowshit[/b] and has nothing to do.

You have to know the locals. They don't take kindly to Colorado & Washington granolas. I've never had trouble finding good looking trim at the Buckhorn. They're all blonde(natural or not) and shelf life is short but who cares? Better than the patchouli wooks down in Boulder.

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The town does sometimes smell like cowshit but gotta love a girl that knows how to ride. As to things to do in a small college town the Buckhorn is one of my favorite bars in the world. Also, see above about knowing the locals. Keggers and house parties are common right off of main street. I'll give Pullman the daddy issue edge but I'd take Laramie over Pullman any day. If anything, it's a better Spokane with the football team and school actually in town.

I know a ton of Wyoming girls and I’ve been to Laramie more thn a few times. It’s alright, it sucks cause it smells like a cow slaughter house, the weather is miserable and the trim is limited. Sure there a few hot ones but the majority of them are some fat christian girl from Sheridian Wyoming that came Laramie and caught a coke habit. There are a few cool bars but it sucks. Fuck that place.

Boulder is cool because it’s a rich wazzu. You get rich girls with daddy issues from all over the country migrating to one place.

TBF it's been years since I've been prowling out there and the current world of coeds has been significantly downgraded across the board. When I was younger I would put the percentage of girls there who looked decent to great at 81% since they were all there to get their Mrs. degree and were in sororities with weight limits. Today's womyn's studies majors might not have that kind of mileage.

 

[backthepack]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

View attachment 25629

Laramie is the shittiest place on earth. I kid you not

It's isolated, windy, and cold AF, but it's definitely not the shittiest place on earth. I nearly went there. Depends what you're looking for. Laramie >>> Pullman.

Yeah but Pullman has hot chicks. Laramie has a bunch of fat dumpy blonde mormon or overly christian chicks from Sherdian or fuckall Wyoming.

Also the town smells like cowshit[/b] and has nothing to do.

You have to know the locals. They don't take kindly to Colorado & Washington granolas. I've never had trouble finding good looking trim at the Buckhorn. They're all blonde(natural or not) and shelf life is short but who cares? Better than the patchouli wooks down in Boulder.

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The town does sometimes smell like cowshit but gotta love a girl that knows how to ride. As to things to do in a small college town the Buckhorn is one of my favorite bars in the world. Also, see above about knowing the locals. Keggers and house parties are common right off of main street. I'll give Pullman the daddy issue edge but I'd take Laramie over Pullman any day. If anything, it's a better Spokane with the football team and school actually in town.

I know a ton of Wyoming girls and I’ve been to Laramie more thn a few times. It’s alright, it sucks cause it smells like a cow slaughter house, the weather is miserable and the trim is limited. Sure there a few hot ones but the majority of them are some fat christian girl from Sheridian Wyoming that came Laramie and caught a coke habit. There are a few cool bars but it sucks. Fuck that place.

Boulder is cool because it’s a rich wazzu. You get rich girls with daddy issues from all over the country migrating to one place.

TBF it's been years since I've been prowling out there and the current world of coeds has been significantly downgraded across the board. When I was younger I would put the percentage of girls there who looked decent to great at 81% since they were all there to get their Mrs. degree and were in sororities with weight limits. Today's womyn's studies majors might not have that kind of mileage.

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1/2 of sororities these days are fat girls with multi colored hair

 

[Emoterman]

Wyoming girls get coke habits?? When I show up with that Yakima puro, they won't know what hit 'em...

 

[CallMeBigErn]

OF COURSE Pullman has Laramie beat in the coed department. That's a no-brainer (heh). However, I'm always gauging places on their outdoor rec and Laramie is damn fine country. Like I said, it depends on what you're looking for. And as @UW_Doog_Bot said, the Buckhorn is a hell of place. I went to a pretty rad pool hall near the university too with cheap beer. I could easily imagine taking a shit in one of those pockets on a rough (fun?) night. I can also imagine there's no shortage of parties and tail at Wyoming. I saw plenty of ass walking around on my recruitment visit. Everyone's looking to get warm and there's nowhere to go. Your two options are Wal-Mart and Susie, and both are open 24/7. And @backthepack, why do you keep bringing up Sheridan, a town of 18k on the Montana border, and saying all the Wyoming girls come from there? Laramie itself is a small ass town and it's twice as big as Sheridan. It's kind of weird. Did you have a bad experience with some fat Christian girls from Sheridan?

 

[backthepack]

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Wyoming girls get coke habits?? When I show up with that Yakima puro, they won't know what hit 'em...

Yes. Underrated Coke place. It follows like the Colorado River in that town.

 

[backthepack]

OF COURSE Pullman has Laramie beat in the coed department. That's a no-brainer (heh). However, I'm always gauging places on their outdoor rec and Laramie is damn fine country. Like I said, it depends on what you're looking for. And as @UW_Doog_Bot said, the Buckhorn is a hell of place. I went to a pretty rad pool hall near the university too with cheap beer. I could easily imagine taking a shit in one of those pockets on a rough (fun?) night. I can also imagine there's no shortage of parties and tail at Wyoming. I saw plenty of ass walking around on my recruitment visit. Everyone's looking to get warm and there's nowhere to go. Your two options are Wal-Mart and Susie, and both are open 24/7. And @backthepack, why do you keep bringing up Sheridan, a town of 18k on the Montana border, and saying all the Wyoming girls come from there? Laramie itself is a small ass town and it's twice as big as Sheridan. It's kind of weird. Did you have a bad experience with some fat Christian girls from Sheridan?

No it’s the only town I even know exists in Wyoming outside of Cheyenne and Laramie

 

[Emoterman]

OF COURSE Pullman has Laramie beat in the coed department. That's a no-brainer (heh). However, I'm always gauging places on their outdoor rec and Laramie is damn fine country. Like I said, it depends on what you're looking for. And as @UW_Doog_Bot said, the Buckhorn is a hell of place. I went to a pretty rad pool hall near the university too with cheap beer. I could easily imagine taking a shit in one of those pockets on a rough (fun?) night. I can also imagine there's no shortage of parties and tail at Wyoming. I saw plenty of ass walking around on my recruitment visit. Everyone's looking to get warm and there's nowhere to go. Your two options are Wal-Mart and Susie, and both are open 24/7. And @backthepack, why do you keep bringing up Sheridan, a town of 18k on the Montana border, and saying all the Wyoming girls come from there? Laramie itself is a small ass town and it's twice as big as Sheridan. It's kind of weird. Did you have a bad experience with some fat Christian girls from Sheridan?

No it’s the only town I even know exists in Wyoming outside of Cheyenne and Laramie

I drove through Casper once; I thought it was cool as shit.

 

[backthepack]

OF COURSE Pullman has Laramie beat in the coed department. That's a no-brainer (heh). However, I'm always gauging places on their outdoor rec and Laramie is damn fine country. Like I said, it depends on what you're looking for. And as @UW_Doog_Bot said, the Buckhorn is a hell of place. I went to a pretty rad pool hall near the university too with cheap beer. I could easily imagine taking a shit in one of those pockets on a rough (fun?) night. I can also imagine there's no shortage of parties and tail at Wyoming. I saw plenty of ass walking around on my recruitment visit. Everyone's looking to get warm and there's nowhere to go. Your two options are Wal-Mart and Susie, and both are open 24/7. And @backthepack, why do you keep bringing up Sheridan, a town of 18k on the Montana border, and saying all the Wyoming girls come from there? Laramie itself is a small ass town and it's twice as big as Sheridan. It's kind of weird. Did you have a bad experience with some fat Christian girls from Sheridan?

No it’s the only town I even know exists in Wyoming outside of Cheyenne and Laramie

I drove through Casper once; I thought it was cool as shit.

And that was talking Wyoming!

 

[TurdBomber]

Savvy signing in December?

Duh. I have the same chance of becoming 6”6 and starting at QB for UW as him not signing in December

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Laramie is the shittiest place on earth. I kid you not

It's isolated, windy, and cold AF, but it's definitely not the shittiest place on earth. I nearly went there. Depends what you're looking for. Laramie >>> Pullman.

Yeah but Pullman has hot chicks. Laramie has a bunch of fat dumpy blonde mormon or overly christian chicks from Sherdian or fuckall Wyoming.

Also the town smells like cowshit[/b] and has nothing to do.

You have to know the locals. They don't take kindly to Colorado & Washington granolas. I've never had trouble finding good looking trim at the Buckhorn. They're all blonde(natural or not) and shelf life is short but who cares? Better than the patchouli wooks down in Boulder.

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The town does sometimes smell like cowshit but gotta love a girl that knows how to ride. As to things to do in a small college town the Buckhorn is one of my favorite bars in the world. Also, see above about knowing the locals. Keggers and house parties are common right off of main street. I'll give Pullman the daddy issue edge but I'd take Laramie over Pullman any day. If anything, it's a better Spokane with the football team and school actually in town.

I know a ton of Wyoming girls and I’ve been to Laramie more thn a few times. It’s alright, it sucks cause it smells like a cow slaughter house, the weather is miserable and the trim is limited. Sure there a few hot ones but the majority of them are some fat christian girl from Sheridian Wyoming that came Laramie and caught a coke habit. There are a few cool bars but it sucks. Fuck that place.

Boulder is cool because it’s a rich wazzu. You get rich girls with daddy issues from all over the country migrating to one place.

TBF it's been years since I've been prowling out there and the current world of coeds has been significantly downgraded across the board. When I was younger I would put the percentage of girls there who looked decent to great at 81% since they were all there to get their Mrs. degree and were in sororities with weight limits. Today's womyn's studies majors might not have that kind of mileage.

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Destined for a job in a Diversity Department somewhere on the Taxpayer's dime.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

OF COURSE Pullman has Laramie beat in the coed department. That's a no-brainer (heh). However, I'm always gauging places on their outdoor rec and Laramie is damn fine country. Like I said, it depends on what you're looking for. And as @UW_Doog_Bot said, the Buckhorn is a hell of place. I went to a pretty rad pool hall near the university too with cheap beer. I could easily imagine taking a shit in one of those pockets on a rough (fun?) night. I can also imagine there's no shortage of parties and tail at Wyoming. I saw plenty of ass walking around on my recruitment visit. Everyone's looking to get warm and there's nowhere to go. Your two options are Wal-Mart and Susie, and both are open 24/7. And @backthepack, why do you keep bringing up Sheridan, a town of 18k on the Montana border, and saying all the Wyoming girls come from there? Laramie itself is a small ass town and it's twice as big as Sheridan. It's kind of weird. Did you have a bad experience with some fat Christian girls from Sheridan?

No it’s the only town I even know exists in Wyoming outside of Cheyenne and Laramie

I drove through Casper once; I thought it was cool as shit.

And that was talking Wyoming!

Wut

 

[dnc]

How tf did Sa’Vell’s thread descend into Wyoming hawt tawk?