Sark's post-game press conference

I had fun watching that game. The guy is completely beaten down. He ain’t turning that around. It’s over.
 
All the talk about being elite and grand slam hires... Here is his record:

2009 UW 5-7
2010 UW 7-6
2011 UW 7-6
2012 UW 7-6
2013 UW 8-4
2014 USC 9-4
2015 USC 3-2
2021 Texas 4-6

Total= 50-40

Top 20 rankings 1 time (2014 #20)

 
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Should have brought the monkey and Pole Assassin to the presser.

Props to the greatest con man of all time. 50-40 overall and making millions of dollars for slightly above average results.

 
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Props to the greatest con man of all time. 50-40 overall and making millions of dollars for slightly above average results.[/b]

UW's all-time winning percentage: .596 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at UW: .540

USC's all-time winning percentage: 702 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at USC: .667

UT's all-time winning percentage: .696 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at Texas: .400
 
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Props to the greatest con man of all time. 50-40 overall and making millions of dollars for slightly above average results.[/b]

UW's all-time winning percentage: .596 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at UW: .540

USC's all-time winning percentage: 702 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at USC: .667

UT's all-time winning percentage: .696 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at Texas: .400

I was comparing to Cuog.

 
The paused image of that video made me sad for a second. Then I remembered what kind of human being Sark was and how much he’s getting paid and laughed.
 
Fuck the W/L records…..People forget he won a GameDay Championship against Stanford.
 
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