Sark's post-game press conference

If BC's qb is such a mobile QB (looked more like a dropback passer to me with just a lot of room to run) as Sark blamed so many times in that post-game, what the hell does that make every QB in this conference sans Mannion and Everett Golson? Olympic sprinters?
 
Why does Snark feel it neceassary to answer every question in so much breadth and depth? Just give a customary coach pat response and get the fuck on...sheesh
 
If BC's qb is such a mobile QB (looked more like a dropback passer to me with just a lot of room to run) as Sark blamed so many times in that post-game, what the hell does that make every QB in this conference sans Mannion and Everett Golson? Olympic sprinters?
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The BC QB was very mobile, but couldn't throw for shit. I remember watching him play for Florida last year. Everett Golson isn't in the Pac 12, and he is pretty mobile.
 
The best part about this loss is that it comes after Sark and his entire staff were circle jerking over a road win in which they were statistically dominated and got lucky. You know by "good week of practice" he means that the coaches and players sat back and figured they could sit it out against BC and OSU, put in a little effort against ASU, then finally show up for UCLA.

You know, because they beat Stanford by a fucking field goal.
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This is why I harp on how you win does matter over the long term. Getting a pick 6 (iltciapick6) off a foot bounce for the win should not make a coach giddy about his accomplishment. He should realize he got a lucky and not let it cloud the truth. I've used the golf analogy many times. A bogie golfer can hit on off a tree and get a lucky bounce and leave a tap in birdie. The scorecard says birdie and not how it happened, but over 18 holes the pattern will emerge. He is still a bogie golfer. Sark is the bogie golfer who gets drunk in the clubhouse and talks about all his great shots and says he just needs to eliminate a few blow up holes. He has it in him, just needs to relax and not overthink it.

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The best part about this loss is that it comes after Sark and his entire staff were circle jerking over a road win in which they were statistically dominated and got lucky. You know by "good week of practice" he means that the coaches and players sat back and figured they could sit it out against BC and OSU, put in a little effort against ASU, then finally show up for UCLA.

You know, because they beat Stanford by a fucking field goal.
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Disagree.

You didn't mention iPad, Dish, Sling, the club section, the cheeseburger within it, or any of his "sources" like the front page of ESPN.com.
 
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