Sark's post game comments

[DerekJohnson]

"I said this to the team: 'God's got a plan, but we're not exactly sure what his plan is for us yet," USC coach Steve Sarkisian said. "He's sure testing our will, our resolve, our leadership, our character. I couldn't be more proud of our team just to continue to fight."

 

[PurpleBaze]

Sark talking about God? That's fucking hilarious.

 

[DerekJohnson]

You see, all the adversity they've faced has nothing to do with mistakes he and his staff have made. No, it's because God has a special plan for Sark and has been testing him.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

He must be in pretty bad shape with his booze habit if he's starting to talk about God. That's what the last stage before you enter rehab... you've got to make sure that you, yourself are talking about behavior in grand terms and that there are higher forces at play.

Hahaha. Fuck 'im.

 

[PurpleBaze]

You see, all the adversity they've faced has nothing to do with mistakes he and his staff have made. No, it's because God has a special plan for Sark and has been testing him.

God does indeed have a special plan for Sark. He's sending Sark signs that he's a shitty coach, mentor, teacher, and motivator. God is telling him that he should go back to being a kiosk salesman in some Glendale mall.

 

[chuck]

I don't even know what to say to this. I fucking hate Sark. I guess that's all I've got.

 

[Gladstone]

Hahaha. The god card. Might be his best quote yet.

 

[chuck]

He must be in pretty bad shape with his booze habit if he's starting to talk about God. That's what the last stage before you enter rehab... you've got to make sure that you, yourself are talking about behavior in grand terms and that there are higher forces at play.

Hahaha. Fuck 'im.

Nailed it.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

He (Sark, not God) looked pretty terrible on sidelines, kinda that Leaving Las Vegas sweaty sheen.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

GOD CARES A LOT ABOUT PAC 12 FOOTBALL SARK, NOT WAR, DISEASE, AND GREED N SHIT

 

[sarktastic]

I wonder what plan of God's has a married mentor of young men banging cocktail waitresses in the alley?

 

[PurpleJ]

Sark should become a lobbyist.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Sark should become a lobbyist.

He's just slimy enough to be involved in politics.

 

[PurpleJ]

GOD CARES A LOT ABOUT PAC 12 FOOTBALL SARK, NOT WAR, DISEASE, AND GREED N SHIT

He follows the SEC, though.

 

[BayDawg]

The fucker should just stop talking. Period.

God? God fucking cringes when he thinks of Sark. If god truly was involved the special ed kicker would have made that kick. Thats what god would have wanted for Sark. Massive agony.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

God supports cheating on your wife with a bunch of whores.

 

[ThomasFremont]

God supports cheating on your wife with a bunch of whores.

If any of you fucks actually READ a bible, you'd know God is into all kinds of twisted fucked up shit.

Since both of their reputations are based on lies and the idiocy of their supporters, I think Sark might actually be onto something here.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

GOD CARES A LOT ABOUT PAC 12 FOOTBALL SARK, NOT WAR, DISEASE, AND GREED N SHIT

He follows the SEC, though.

Yes, he knows football, his son, fried foods, and guns are what those folks cling to.

 

[Dardanus]

Thou shalt eat In N Out seven times a week and regularly drink yourself into the hospital.

 

[MikeDamone]

Christ