Sark's next move after getting fired from USC...

[DerekJohnson]

Sark + Arkansas = Sarkansas!!!

 

[DerekJohnson]

this is as goofy as a PurpleJ post.

 

[PurpleReign]

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Sark + Arkansas = Sarkansas!!!

Didn't HH start the Sark to Ark rumor and people actually started to believe it and repeat it on Arkansas message boards?

 

[creepycoug]

Joeys of course.

 

[Meek]

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Oregon needs that type of coach.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Sark's going to transition into selling real estate in LA. Same guy.

 

[MisterEm]

Sark's going to transition into selling real estate in LA. Same guy.

I am ashamed to know of said real estate douche.

 

[KoolAidMan]

Hardcore Husky - We're Always Right

 

[RaceBannon]

#MDLLA

 

[sarktastic]

Sark's going to transition into selling real estate in LA. Same guy.

This.

Daddy's footsteps

 

[Southerndawg]

 

[PurpleJ]

I'd pay money to watch Sark coach in the SEC. That shit would be AWESOME. His OL would get skullfucked on a weekly basis.

 

[Southerndawg]

I'd pay money to watch Sark coach in the SEC. That shit would be AWESOME. His OL would get skullfucked on a weekly basis.

The players would skull fuck him and the AD would fire his drunken bloody corpse before the first game #MikePriceDestinyx10

 

[dnc]

I'd pay money to watch Sark coach in the SEC. That shit would be AWESOME. His OL would get skullfucked on a weekly basis.

Everyone in the SEC takes football too seriously to hire Sark.

 

[RoadDawg55]

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Sark brought Washington back from 0-12 while drunk! Just imagine what he can do now that he's tanned, rested, sober, and ready!

 

[DerekJohnson]

We used to say "Randy Hart made more money off of Steve Emtman than Steve Emtman made off of Steve Emtman."

Now we can say Steve Sarkisian swindled a fortune off an 0-12 team that had the talent to go 7-5.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Sark brought Washington back from 0-12 while drunk! Just imagine what he can do now that he's tanned, rested, sober, and ready!

Sorry, I just can't ever imagine Sark sober.

 

[RoadDawg55]

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Sark brought Washington back from 0-12 while drunk! Just imagine what he can do now that he's tanned, rested, sober, and ready!

Sorry, I just can't ever imagine Sark sober.

That doesn't mean his agent won't spin that he is in an attempt to get a WAC school or Kansas to bite.