"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"
Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.
"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"
Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and couldput it on auto pilot, just rip it, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.
He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?
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He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?
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Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.
The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.
He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?
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Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.
The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.
He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?
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Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.
The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.
Agree about bragging, but It's probably more like he still ordered a double-double animal style, but in the lettuce wrap, no carbs brah.
Fat people always think wrapping lettuce around two slabs of processed beef and cheese drenched in thousand island is way more healthy than the same thing with bread.
He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?
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Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.
The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.
Agree about bragging, but It's probably more like he still ordered a double-double animal style, but in the lettuce wrap, no carbs brah.
Fat people always think wrapping lettuce around two slabs of processed beef and cheese drenched in thousand island is way more healthy than the same thing with bread.
It is, considering that carbs are actually what have made 'Muricans fat. The real problem is that the lettuce totally waters down the flavor of the hamburger.
"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"
Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.
"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"
Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.
He really crowned himself after that win.
He thought he was a fucking genius for icing the kicker twice.