Sark to the hawks? - yes link

"Russell is having trust issues. I feel like he's pressing a bit out there. He just needs to rip it."
 
Poasters here, Oct. 2015: "Scott Woodward was such a piece of shit for hiring Sark to begin with, and Pat Haden was a screaming moron to hire Sark at USC."
Poasters here, June 2016: "I really trust Pete Caroll, and if he thinks Steve Sarkisian is the right guy to coach our offense, then I have to get behind this hire. Go Hawks."
 
Poasters here, Oct. 2015: "Scott Woodward was such a piece of shit for hiring Sark to begin with, and Pat Haden was a screaming moron to hire Sark at USC."
Poasters here, June 2016: "I really trust Pete Caroll, and if he thinks Steve Sarkisian is the right guy to coach our offense, then I have to get behind this hire. Go Hawks."
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I don't think anything like that would ever be posted on here. HCH will take a huge shit on Carroll if this ever happens. Carroll has already been shit on multiple times on here.

I don't understand's Carroll's affinity for Sark. I wonder if he feels the need to help the less fortunate?!
 
Poasters here, Oct. 2015: "Scott Woodward was such a piece of shit for hiring Sark to begin with, and Pat Haden was a screaming moron to hire Sark at USC."
Poasters here, June 2016: "I really trust Pete Caroll, and if he thinks Steve Sarkisian is the right guy to coach our offense, then I have to get behind this hire. Go Hawks."
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I don't think anything like that would ever be posted on here. HCH will take a huge shit on Carroll if this ever happens. Carroll has already been shit on multiple times on here.

I don't understand's Carroll's affinity for Sark. I wonder if he feels the need to help the less fortunate?!
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Caroll is the same guy he was at SC. It just doesn't matter in the NFL.
 
I could see Carroll hiring him as QB coach and then maybe even promoting him to OC at some point. That did happen at the U of Spoiled Children IIRC.

And again, he wouldn't do any worse than Bevell , but Bevell isn't a sniveling drunk (that we know of).
 
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Best part about this story coming from Clayton is... its probably true.

Petes gonna hire newSark, retire and hang t bloated salary cap of aging broken down legends around his neck to take the fall in front of a dwindling angry mob of 12's
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Why not? Noone could fuck up that offense any worse than it already is. And think about the tax breaks owner PA gets for hiring the DD
 
Poasters here, Oct. 2015: "Scott Woodward was such a piece of shit for hiring Sark to begin with, and Pat Haden was a screaming moron to hire Sark at USC."
Poasters here, June 2016: "I really trust Pete Caroll, and if he thinks Steve Sarkisian is the right guy to coach our offense, then I have to get behind this hire. Go Hawks."
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Pressing
 
Poasters here, Oct. 2015: "Scott Woodward was such a piece of shit for hiring Sark to begin with, and Pat Haden was a screaming moron to hire Sark at USC."
Poasters here, June 2016: "I really trust Pete Caroll, and if he thinks Steve Sarkisian is the right guy to coach our offense, then I have to get behind this hire. Go Hawks."
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Pressing
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Perhaps. But I'd love to find out for sure.

Get better, Sark!
 
Poasters here, Oct. 2015: "Scott Woodward was such a piece of shit for hiring Sark to begin with, and Pat Haden was a screaming moron to hire Sark at USC."
Poasters here, June 2016: "I really trust Pete Caroll, and if he thinks Steve Sarkisian is the right guy to coach our offense, then I have to get behind this hire. Go Hawks."
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Fake Super Bowl trophies on the ol' plywood mantle have consequences.
 
Carroll has never had a good eye for offensive coaches
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One exception - sort of. When he hired Norm Chow away from NC State, that was solid.

Then he hires Sark and Kiffen and those two turds pushed Chow out. Talk to any SC fan and they'll tell you that the offense was never the same after Chow got fucked like a Joey waitress.
 
Like any highly successful coach, Carroll probably just likes throwing this shit back in the media's face when he keeps winning with a thimble of twine and horse shit.
 
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