Sark Storms Out of Practice and Says No Interviews!

[Passion]

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and B) Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

That shit is what drove me away along with the board being full of morons. I remember last year when Colin Porter, Kohler, Riva, and Tanigawa all went down. People were rightfully concerned about the OL, but Kim says, "Calm down, we'll be fine." What the fuck does fine mean? Having a shitty OL is fine? Nobody should comment on it? What's the point of having a Husky message board if fans can't talk about four starting OL getting hurt?

If you don't have anything nice to post, don't post at all. That seems to be dawgman's motto. Ignore 7-6, the lack of discipline, bad line play, shoddy special teams and shitty playcalling, and instead post about how great the new Husky Stadium, Wilcox, Tosh, ASJ, Shaq, and Sankey are. Oh, Fleenor's daily posts about Dish and TV contracts are riveting. They are lucky Fleenor still posts there.

You forgot only one decent interior DL in 5 years. Lawrence Lagafuaina? Give me a break.

 

[[Deleted User]]

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.

How does storming out and ending practice instill fear? It's being a little bitch. The right response is to make the next hour miserable for whoever he is pissed at.

I think for the first time it shows Sark was disgusted with them and sick of whatever bullshit set him off. Had he had a disciplined program the last 5 years, he wouldn't have had to bitch out. But, when your team views you as the token fat frat brother, you have to resort to serious shit to make a point.

The problem was Sark probably wasn't even that pissed and just played it up so the media will comment how pissed he was. The Players know if he was actually pissed or not.

Parcells used to always say if he felt his team needed a break he would pretend to get pissed off and kick them out early so they don't think they were getting off easily.

I'm sure when Bill was actually pissed practice would be extended and even more tough. I've heard stories of how James ran practice and let's just say if he was pissed he wouldn't have stormed off.

 

[HoustonHusky]

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

 

[Passion]

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

 

[greenblood]

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

Simple fact, don't get butt hurt. Women don't compartmentalize problems, they have trouble working together as a team, and they are overly irritable, insecure, and sensitive 1 week every month. These are also simple facts.

 

[pat_hm]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

 

[pat_hm]

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Exactly. In the real world you'd get shitcanned for running off like a little baby instead of addressing the problem head on and dealing with it.

 

[[Deleted User]]

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

Simple fact, don't get butt hurt. Women don't compartmentalize problems, they have trouble working together as a team, and they are overly irritable, insecure, and sensitive 1 week every month. These are also simple facts.

This is why we can't have chicks on our bored.

 

[AZDuck]

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When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football. </blockquote>

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[bananasnblondes]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

Good god. Did your wife fuck a bunch of Samoans while you were on your shift at Walmart or something?

 

[MikeDamone]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

The last paragraph may be the worst ever written here.

Shelton is a stud, and smart.

 

[dtd]

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

Simple fact, don't get butt hurt. Women don't compartmentalize problems, they have trouble working together as a team, and they are overly irritable, insecure, and sensitive 52 weeks a year. These are also simple facts.

FIFY

 

[RoadDawg55]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

Shelton isn't soft. He is a hot head who doesn't always play smart, (although he made the Pac 12 all academic team proving he isn't dumb) but he is far from soft.

The lazy Samoans is an interesting thought, but it is a generalization. I think maybe we have had some lazy, poorly coaches players at UW, but there are many good Samoan players in college football and the NFL.. They are naturally strong and stout. They typically make better guards or DT's. When we had a DL full of Samoans it wasn't an explosive or athletic line, but that is no reason to avoid all Samoans because they are "lazy."

 

[DerekJohnson]

Remember the last week of camp in 2010? Sark was telling everyone that they were really emphasizing special teams. Cleaning up a few things, as he put it. A few weeks later, a TV announcer ridiculed UW in front of the nation as having the worst special teams play he had ever seen.

When you try to cram in the 11th hour, it usually signals that something is fundamentally wrong.

 

[[Deleted User]]

Remember the last week of camp in 2010? Sark was telling everyone that they were really emphasizing special teams. Cleaning up a few things, as he put it. A few weeks later, a TV announcer ridiculed UW in front of the nation as having the worst special teams play he had ever seen.

When you try to cram in the 11th hour, it usually signals that something is fundamentally wrong.

First quarter of the first game of the year hike the ball over the punters head for a safety.

That last minute cram session really paid off.

 

[pat_hm]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

The last paragraph may be the worst ever written here.

Shelton is a stud, and smart.

Three years into the program and he still has baby fat. He should be Haloti Ngata but does he really want it? Of course he's shown some signs of greatness. At LSU he was the only player that I noticed the entire time. He's just not consistent. I can also think of a number of boneheaded plays that he's made due to not being able to control himself. For instance he denied John Timu a pick 6 vs OSU due to a late hit. Did I love the violence on the hit? Yes. But not when it takes away a defensive touchdown. I still think he isn't playing upto his potential and that more has to do with the samoan laziness than anything. For every Ngata or Polamalu (has he even played the last 2 years?) there are countless players who were hyped up and never panned out. I think they are overrated.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Remember the last week of camp in 2010? Sark was telling everyone that they were really emphasizing special teams. Cleaning up a few things, as he put it. A few weeks later, a TV announcer ridiculed UW in front of the nation as having the worst special teams play he had ever seen.

When you try to cram in the 11th hour, it usually signals that something is fundamentally wrong.

I've never seen a team cover kicks worse than the 2010 Huskies. There's no other explanation than terrible coaching. I've always thought we needed a full time special teams coach, but I guess a TE coach is more important.

 

[pat_hm]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

Shelton isn't soft. He is a hot head who doesn't always play smart, (although he made the Pac 12 all academic team proving he isn't dumb) but he is far from soft.

The lazy Samoans is an interesting thought, but it is a generalization. I think maybe we have had some lazy, poorly coaches players at UW, but there are many good Samoan players in college football and the NFL.. They are naturally strong and stout. They typically make better guards or DT's. When we had a DL full of Samoans it wasn't an explosive or athletic line, but that is no reason to avoid all Samoans because they are "lazy."

Of course there are a few diamonds in the rough but overall I think they are overrated and eventually break down. Ngata is the only one that I can think of in recent memory that has been consistently great. I forgot about Ta'mu. He's another that never really lived up to his potential except vs Nebraska and we all know that game doesn't count as they didn't even want to be there.

 

[pat_hm]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

Good god. Did your wife fuck a bunch of Samoans while you were on your shift at Walmart or something?

No but I work in Long Beach and see them frequently hanging around the Wal Mart.

 

[IMALOSER_]

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

Good god. Did your wife fuck a bunch of Samoans while you were on your shift at Walmart or something?

No but I work in Long Beach and see them frequently hanging around the Wal Mart.

What department do you work in at Walmart?