Sark Screws Up, USC Signee List Leaked Early

[AZDuck]

http://imgur.com/a/BdzOW

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

HAHAHAHA

 

[AZDuck]

I like the "Sark Bite" on each signee

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

He has Wheatley's kid on there.... On 247 he is 95% to Michigan, so that would be a HUGE surprise. This might be their initial list with like 40 players because Sark thinks he will get everyone. Or it could actually be accurate, either way.... interesting.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Aca'Cedric Ware? That's straight Key and Peele shit. How the f do people come up with these names?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Hey Sark, great attention to detail as always.

 

[AZDuck]

Better to publish early than tear the pages out at the recruiting banquet, amirite?

 

[WilburHooksHands]

This happened with Vanderdoes and a UW media guide I think. They just produce all the possibilities. I could even see this as being an intentional leak so people would think Sark was "in" on commits that are 95% to other schools. Hell it worked on the LPT.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Someone should poast this on the USC bored.

 

[AZDuck]

Technically, every single one of those "Sark Bites" is an NCAA violation, since coaches aren't supposed to comment on unsigned players.

 

[BayDawg]

He even screws up stuff he does well.

Notice the classy cleaned up language.

 

[ScroteDawg]

I like the "Sark Bite" on each signee

I laugh at a lot of things on this bored, mostly because I'm a terrible person, but this made me laugh harder than anything I can recall in quite a while. YBE.