Meek
New Fish
I know you guys can't stand the dawgmen fuckers, but on their show last night they did bring up a good point: this story is so lacking in logic/amount of money that there's a chance it's just bullshit (to a certain degree). Even if Tosh (or Sark but I doubt it) was willing to bet his career on this kid who couldn't even pass algebra, let alone get into UW (whether it's just athletic admin requirements or not), it dictates that you'd need to spend *a lot* more money on him.
wait... you're listening to the dawgman show as they brainstorm about possible scenarios and thinking they have a fucking clue what they're talking about? have you learned nothing?