Sark play calling....

You average 6 yards/run with the best RB in CFB. With mostly the running game you march to the opposing 5. First and goal. Sideline fade out of bounds. 2nd and goal. Empty backfield 5 wide WR formation. Incomplete slant. Holding penalty. 2nd and goal again: fade incomplete. 3rd and goal at the 15 yard line: little dump pass to the RB tackled after a gain of 3 yards. 4th and goal: FG kick MISSED WIDE RIGHT

Name the game.

Fuck Sark.
 
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Sark's playcalling really transformed once he got just outside field goal range. Because of our superior special teams coaching we would often start on our own 6 and then drive down to the opponents 45 yard line with ease. This is where Sark's ability to make adjustments really shown. My personal favorite is the 7 yard button hook pass on 3rd and 8 with the linebacker draped all over the receiver or the sweep on 3rd and 1 where the pitch would go 5 yards backwards giving the runner ample space to run sideways
 
You average 6 yards/run with the best RB in CFB. With mostly the running game you march to the opposing 5. First and goal. Sideline fade out of bounds. 2nd and goal. Empty backfield 5 wide WR formation. Incomplete slant. Holding penalty. 2nd and goal again: fade incomplete. 3rd and goal at the 15 yard line: 5 yard dump pass to the RB tackled after a gain of 3 yards. 4th and goal: FG kick MISSED WIDE RIGHT

Name the game.

Fuck Sark.
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Thank you for the Apple Cup dejavu.

 
1st and goal from the 3. Stanford DL huffing an puffing. Instead of giving it to Sankey, Sark calls a pass. Trent Murphy doesn't even blitz. Puts his hand up and deflects Price's pass. Ball gets picked off.
 
1st and goal from the 3. Stanford DL huffing an puffing. Instead of giving it to Sankey, Sark calls a pass. Trent Murphy doesn't even blitz. Puts his hand up and deflects Price's pass. Ball gets picked off.
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That's among his worst play calls ever.
 
You average 6 yards/run with the best RB in CFB. With mostly the running game you march to the opposing 5. First and goal. Sideline fade out of bounds. 2nd and goal. Empty backfield 5 wide WR formation. Incomplete slant. Holding penalty. 2nd and goal again: fade incomplete. 3rd and goal at the 15 yard line: little dump pass to the RB tackled after a gain of 3 yards. 4th and goal: FG kick MISSED WIDE RIGHT

Name the game.

Fuck Sark.
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Illinois before halftime.
 
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Oregon state 2 years ago. Deep in 4th quarter.... I've brought this series of play calling up so many times you girls should know what happened. Worst play calling of all time, on any level, in any sport. Sark is horrible as a playcaller, especially in crunch time situations. We've never won a game due to Sark outsmarting the opponent. His "genius offensive mind" has never won a game for us.

We just beat up on the cuntcakes like eastern washington (we all remember that gem), and get out coached by teams with similar or better talent. These are the type of games Petersen will win. All things equal or even unequal, are the games Petersen wins. Just watch!
 
Oregon state 2 years ago. Deep in 4th quarter.... I've brought this series of play calling up so many times you girls should know what happened. Worst play calling of all time, on any level, in any sport. Sark is horrible as a playcaller, especially in crunch time situations. We've never won a game due to Sark outsmarting the opponent. His "genius offensive mind" has never won a game for us.

We just beat up on the cuntcakes like eastern washington (we all remember that gem), and get out coached by teams with similar or better talent. These are the type of games Petersen will win. All things equal or even unequal, are the games Petersen wins. Just watch!
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OK, I'll bite.

Why are you so high on Sark at USC then?
 
Oregon state 2 years ago. Deep in 4th quarter.... I've brought this series of play calling up so many times you girls should know what happened. Worst play calling of all time, on any level, in any sport. Sark is horrible as a playcaller, especially in crunch time situations. We've never won a game due to Sark outsmarting the opponent. His "genius offensive mind" has never won a game for us.

We just beat up on the cuntcakes like eastern washington (we all remember that gem), and get out coached by teams with similar or better talent. These are the type of games Petersen will win. All things equal or even unequal, are the games Petersen wins. Just watch!
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Why are you so high on Sark at USC then?
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Strong medication
 
Oregon state 2 years ago. Deep in 4th quarter.... I've brought this series of play calling up so many times you girls should know what happened. Worst play calling of all time, on any level, in any sport. Sark is horrible as a playcaller, especially in crunch time situations. We've never won a game due to Sark outsmarting the opponent. His "genius offensive mind" has never won a game for us.

We just beat up on the cuntcakes like eastern washington (we all remember that gem), and get out coached by teams with similar or better talent. These are the type of games Petersen will win. All things equal or even unequal, are the games Petersen wins. Just watch!
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I can never remember, are the occasional sane football takes on meds or off?

 
What excuse do you doogs assign to the dismal performance in the 2011 Eastern game? It ws Sark's fault? Are you going to roll out the same excuses this year?
 
What excuse do you doogs assign to the dismal performance in the 2011 Eastern game? It ws Sark's fault? Are you going to roll out the same excuses this year?
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Can't tell if trolling.
 
1st and goal from the 3. Stanford DL huffing an puffing. Instead of giving it to Sankey, Sark calls a pass. Trent Murphy doesn't even blitz. Puts his hand up and deflects Price's pass. Ball gets picked off.
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That's among his worst play calls ever.
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And your talking about a pretty damn distinguished list of shitty play calls.
 
1st and goal from the 3. Stanford DL huffing an puffing. Instead of giving it to Sankey, Sark calls a pass. Trent Murphy doesn't even blitz. Puts his hand up and deflects Price's pass. Ball gets picked off.
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That's among his worst play calls ever.
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And your talking about a pretty damn distinguished list of shitty play calls.
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The Pantheon of Shitty Calls
 
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