Sark on Dan Patrick in 5 mins

Quite honestly Dan, we were two plays away from the Pac 12 championship. Now that I've "FINISHED" my marriage vows, it's time for SC to let it rip in 2015.
 
Sark doesn't miss the Washington climate. Proudly displaying his beer belly and bald spot. Says Peterman is a "good guy". Brought up Owen12 already.
 
I'm sure there will be some good sound bites. I hope Sark gets into politics someday.
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President Sark: "Quite honestly, I don't know what happened against ISIS. We had a good month of troop build-up and were feeling good about the attack. During the attack, it seemed the fighter pilots were having trust issues. They should just rip it with their guided bombs and trust the ground troops to paint the targets for them. We'll look at the footage on Monday and figure out what we need to do better next time."
 
Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would hire her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.
 
Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would hire her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.
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Sark wants to hire her in a Joey waitress kind of way.

Sounds like he is becoming more and more delusional with each passing day. Sark has probably not said more than a few words to Mora his whole miserable life. Mora would rip Sark's head off and shit down his neck.
 
Sark talking about Mora's daughter attending USC. Says he would impregnate her. Now we're talking about how Sark took Mora under his wing and helped him get the UCLA job. He has Kim's tourettes tics down pat.
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Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.
 
Sometimes you can be outsmarted by yourself. Play calling genius has its pitfalls.
 
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Sark agrees with the decision to throw on the goal line in the Super Bowl. Shocker of the century.
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Sark would have fucked up the clock management, too, just like the Seahawks did.
 
He wasn't talkin shit about Oregon at Pac-12 media day, quite honestly. Says uniform sizzle isn't his niche.
 
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