Sark is in rehab

I say this as a guy with a few family drunks, past and present, and as someone who went to work with 2-3 mild hangovers just in the past month...and if you want to count college classes and time since, probably 30-40 over the yrs..It's really just sad and pathetic.

This is the West Coast blue blood football school, and this is how you act buddy? Wtf is wrong with you? There are functional alcoholics you know.
 
http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-sarkisian-washington-20151012-story.html

Great quotations from UW players about Sark here:
One ex-player said that in 2009, Sarkisian's first season with the Huskies, the coach sometimes arrived at morning team meetings "smelling like booze and [with] eyes all red, like he's been on a bender."

Another former player said he smelled alcohol on Sarkisian during team meetings on "one or two" occasions and, other times, noted that the coach's eyes appeared to be bloodshot and glazed while he seemed unusually confrontational.

Two other former players said Sarkisian and other coaches regularly consumed alcohol in offices — one said the coach typically kept an 18-pack of Coors Light stashed near his desk — and that he appeared uncharacteristically loud and unsteady on some team flights.

One of the players, who worked as a bartender at another establishment, said they bumped into Sarkisian and a team staffer in the packed bar. The player described the coach as "clearly … wasted." The other player said Sarkisian hugged him, offered to buy him a drink and was "definitely drunk."

The same player said Sarkisian drank "copious amounts of Patron" amounting to "between eight and 10 shots" over several hours during weekly visits to Citrus [LOL] on Lake Union.

Also, they mention the duchess incident
 
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http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-sarkisian-washington-20151012-story.html

Great quotations from UW players about Sark here:
One ex-player said that in 2009, Sarkisian's first season with the Huskies, the coach sometimes arrived at morning team meetings "smelling like booze and [with] eyes all red, like he's been on a bender."

Another former player said he smelled alcohol on Sarkisian during team meetings on "one or two" occasions and, other times, noted that the coach's eyes appeared to be bloodshot and glazed while he seemed unusually confrontational.

Two other former players said Sarkisian and other coaches regularly consumed alcohol in offices — one said the coach typically kept an 18-pack of Coors Light stashed near his desk — and that he appeared uncharacteristically loud and unsteady on some team flights.

One of the players, who worked as a bartender at another establishment, said they bumped into Sarkisian and a team staffer in the packed bar. The player described the coach as "clearly … wasted." The other player said Sarkisian hugged him, offered to buy him a drink and was "definitely drunk."

The same player said Sarkisian drank "copious amounts of Patron" amounting to "between eight and 10 shots" over several hours during weekly visits to Citrus [LOL] on Lake Union.

Also, they mention the duchess incident
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I think it needs to be mentioned repeatedly that current NCAA President and Piece of Shit Mark Emmert hired this man as the head football coach of the University of Washington.

As always Fuck Emmert.
 
thoughts and "prayers" for Seven Patrons from Bill Plaschke, head columnist at LA Times.

latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-sarkisian-plaschke-20151012column.html

Obviously Haden (praise be to him) is toast. He was already on the hot seat before all of this broke.
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Wow, either Sark is already in early stage liver failure, or all those tequalories went straight to his cheeks.

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@JaundiceDawg, True!?!?
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If he turns orange, maybe Oregon State could hire him

as a mascot
 
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