Sark is in rehab

How fucking stupid is Pat Haden for not firing him on the spot? How many work events do you have to be fucked up at to get fired down there?
 
https://twitter.com/BryanDFischer/status/653317041055600640
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"sent home"

love it...it sounds like he's a 5th grader who got in trouble
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Let's hope Pat got him a cab. Not a nice university one, though. Like I hope he used Sark's cell phone to call some shitty UberX on his own dime.
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How epic would it be to get into a Lyft Line and see Sark passed out with his face on the passenger seat window?
 
How fucking stupid is Pat Haden for not firing him on the spot? How many work events do you have to be fucked up at to get fired down there?
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Lesson to all prospective ADs:

This is why you always fire the coach at the 50 yard line immediately after a game ends.
 
I bet Sark's ugly ex-wife thinks this is hysterical. She already got half of his shit when he actually had money, and the rest of his life will be a broke dumpster fire.

#gotpaid#nickoftime
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Huh?
 
Jesus, how does a guy with a couple mil in the bank not have a few dozen percocets on deck for the morning after a bender
 
I feel like I should chip in for Sark's treatment because that broke-down Armenian has provided me with more unintentional entertainment than virtually anyone else in the sports world for the last 4 months.
 
http://twitter.com/YogiRoth/status/653328486736662528
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Yogi still has Sarks' balls bouncing off his chin even when it's over. Jesus Christ.
 
http://twitter.com/YogiRoth/status/653328486736662528
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I always thought his issues, which were unacceptable for a coach, were "just" that he liked to party, frat boy mentality etc... but it seems like it goes further than that. At least now.
I thought the way he behaved on Thursday was already a bit strange. It was like the usual Sark mistakes but turned up a notch. Maybe the pressure at USC got to him.
 
@DerekJohnson might as well just go ahead and pin this until tomorrow when he moves it to the classics bored.
 
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