Sark is in rehab

[PurpleReign]

Probably.

Maybe.
https://twitter.com/insidetroy/status/653311526565056512

Congrats dude, even the trojans now know that Hardcore Husky is where news is broke!

 

[Swaye]

Sven is just happy that Grundle is back reporting so he can do some blow and roll around on some Cheetos on the couch.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/PaulMyerberg/status/653323380679155712

That is fucking insane

 

[bananasnblondes]

Just a reminder, this stuff happens all the time, in every profession in the world. Nothing weird about this at all. Everyone has a bottle in their work desk and shows up drunk to work on occasion.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Sven is just happy that Grundle is back reporting so he can do some blow and roll around on some Cheetos on the couch.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[pawz]

I'm really glad I hate $ and flew down to LA for the game.

Ditto.

 

[pawz]

What a disaster for usc

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fanbase.

Disagree. That fan base just had to endure WSU.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653324913399324672

 

[dhdawg]

I don't feel sorry for him. You get a head coaching position at fucking usc you can work out your issues. He's never had to own up to them until now

 

[ForeverYoung]

https://twitter.com/BryanDFischer/status/653317041055600640

"sent home"

love it...it sounds like he's a 5th grader who got in trouble

Let's hope Pat got him a cab. Not a nice university one, though. Like I hope he used Sark's cell phone to call some shitty UberX on his own dime.

 

[PurpleReign]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653324913399324672

LOL no fucks given.

#TheSarkening

 

[Swaye]

Sven is just happy that Grundle is back reporting so he can do some blow and roll around on some Cheetos on the couch.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I'm naked and dry humping a bag of Funyuns right now.

 

[bananasnblondes]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653324913399324672

They don't even care

 

[SuperMariotaBailey]

Someone needs to photoshop Sarks head on Pee-Wee Hermans body while he's dancing to "Tequila"

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653324913399324672

They don't even care

It's a step in the right direction for them.

Sark has lost them anyway.

 

[SteveInShelton]

Max Browne is loving life right now.

 

[HUSKYFANATIC]

No fair.....probably a Malibu rehab country club and no salvation army detox center! Fuck this!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/653325944363446272

 

[Dardanus]

I'd like to give credit to @Dardanus for his help in reporting the story:
https://twitter.com/DardanusFS/status/653072779084861440

FREE PUB!!!

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I'm not buying it until Bleenor breaks the story next week.