Sark is in rehab

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/653319544065298432

It's over. He's not coming back ever. They just can't fire him while he "needs help." As soon as he is out of treatment Haden will shit can him.

Exactly.

If USC starts winning, they'll credit the revival to Helton being the HC. If USC continues their downward spiral, they'll blame Sark's inability to develop the talent and coach the team.

It's a lose/lose situation for him from here on out... except the millions he's guaranteed
 
http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/653319544065298432

It's over. He's not coming back ever. They just can't fire him while he "needs help." As soon as he is out of treatment Haden will shit can him.
We believe in him!

He took UW from 0-12 to regular mediocrity; just IMAGINE what he will be able to do with SC talent!

#SarkStrong
 
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Someone better call Cowherd and give him some time to put a positive spin on this to support his position of Sark being the next Carroll/John Rob rolled into one.
 
You almost have to wonder if Sark did a tactical "drunk day" here. Either he is doing this to push the button because he knew he was going to be fired so it allows him to go out sort of on his own terms, or he is just really a complete raging fucking alcoholic. When your boss tells you not to drink the rest of the season, and you come into work on Monday hammered, you pretty much have ceased to give any kind of a fuck at all.
 
You almost have to wonder if Sark did a tactical "drunk day" here. Either he is doing this to push the button because he knew he was going to be fired so it allows him to go out sort of on his own terms, or he is just really a complete raging fucking alcoholic. When your boss tells you not to drink the rest of the season, and you come into work on Monday hammered, you pretty much have ceased to give any kind of a fuck at all.

Abundance.
 
You almost have to wonder if Sark did a tactical "drunk day" here. Either he is doing this to push the button because he knew he was going to be fired so it allows him to go out sort of on his own terms, or he is just really a complete raging fucking alcoholic. When your boss tells you not to drink the rest of the season, and you come into work on Monday hammered, you pretty much have ceased to give any kind of a fuck at all.

Speaking from a place of experience?

#DrunkIndians
 
So, does this mean it is NOT okay to keep a bottle in your desk at work?
 
Sark will be fired with cause, USC will find a way, he showed up to work on campus drunk or high.... He ain't getting a dime when he is fired.

Haden is a lawyer too.... There is a reason he made sure to point out that Sark was in no condition to work, and that he saw that with his own eyes.

Sark is FUCKED.
 
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I bet Sark's ugly ex-wife thinks this is hysterical. She already got half of his shit when he actually had money, and the rest of his life will be a broke dumpster fire.

#gotpaid#nickoftime
 
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