Sark is in rehab

UWerentThereMan · Oct 11, 2015

I hear pat Haden is the driver or possibly Nansen. Either way, interesting

TierbsHsotBoobs · Oct 11, 2015

Remember folks, you heard it here first. Unlike some hacks like @puppylove_sugarsteel, I have this shit DIALED IN.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · Oct 11, 2015

https://twitter.com/BryanDFischer/status/653317041055600640

"sent home"

love it...it sounds like he's a 5th grader who got in trouble

UWerentThereMan · Oct 11, 2015

Anyone have the photoshop of sark with the whip?

whatshouldicareabout · Oct 11, 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs · Oct 11, 2015

I beat @insideUSC by 23 minutes.

Nice.

whatshouldicareabout · Oct 11, 2015

section8 · Oct 11, 2015

I'm really glad I hate $ and flew down to LA for the game.

Doogles · Oct 11, 2015

This is pretty amazing. Wish my alcoholism milked a few millions before coming to surface.

PurpleReign · Oct 11, 2015

https://twitter.com/LindseyThiry/status/653316798809399296

TierbsHsotBoobs · Oct 11, 2015

If he is fired or in rehab I am taking the week off and masturbating all week.

Can I buy stock in Jergens on a Sunday?

UWerentThereMan · Oct 11, 2015

InsideUSC ‏@InsideUSC
Source tells me Sarkisian expected to seek treatment and Clay Helton interim coach of team #USC

GrundleStiltzkin · Oct 11, 2015

UWerentThereMan · Oct 11, 2015

No word yet from SportBoner

bananasnblondes · Oct 11, 2015

Sometimes real life is better than anything they can cook up in the movies

Swaye · Oct 11, 2015

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/653319544065298432

It's over. He's not coming back ever. They just can't fire him while he "needs help." As soon as he is out of treatment Haden will shit can him.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · Oct 11, 2015

Haden will be shit canned next.....

PostGameOrangeSlices · Oct 11, 2015

What a disaster for usc

GrundleStiltzkin · Oct 11, 2015

PurpleBaze · Oct 11, 2015

What a disaster for usc

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fanbase.