Sark described the 2012 season as being "gratifying"

If you can't see how gratifying choking away the Apple Cup to finish 7-5 yet again truly is, then I can't help you.
 
Dude got paid a lot of money this year and got no heat for fucking the pooch. Damn right its gratifying, For him

Not us
 
This shit for brains will be our coach for as long as he wants to be. Our best bet is that somebody comes along and takes him off our hands. I was really hoping for that Utah State job to come through.
 
This shit for brains will be our coach for as long as he wants to be. Our best bet is that somebody comes along and takes him off our hands. I was really hoping for that Utah State job to come through.

Where the hell did you hear that anyway? Never in a million years.
 
Derek, I made it up, just like I make up 'Sark to _____________' rumors anytime the opportunity presents itself. Remember Sark to Minnesota? That thing had legs!

~~~WHOOOSH~~~
 
This shit for brains will be our coach for as long as he wants to be. Our best bet is that somebody comes along and takes him off our hands. I was really hoping for that Utah State job to come through.

delarry was (is?) a visionary.
 
I was literally contacted by a Minnesota sportswriter trying to find out if the Sark-to-Minnesota rumors were valid.

Ah, those were the days.
 
I wear a lot of visors, for golf, running outside, because I'm old rich and white, or whatever. Regular hats mess up my hair and my grandpa/uncles all wore hats their whole life and went bald cause of it (or so I was told).

I wore a UW visor to the Rutgers gayme. Some UW fan said my visor reminded him of Sark.

I took my visor off and have had self esteem issues ever since. I am going to burn them all and just deal with the future baldness.

CSB. Fuck me.
 
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