Sark Bitch Slapped By High School English Teacher

No wonder he can't land any local recruits, he's acting like a fucking creeper during school hours.
 
Nominee: HH Person of the Week.

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Such a weird profession. He gets paid millions of dollars to stalk the halls of high schools. I can't even imagine how I would talk to like a 16-yr-old, or feign interest in anything they said.
 
Such a weird profession. He gets paid millions of dollars to stalk the halls of high schools. I can't even imagine how I would talk to like a 16-yr-old, or feign interest in anything they said.

"Yo bra, how could would it be if you came here? We can even be friends on facebook! You know no coach tweets like I do."
 
"""It was early November when Sarkisian visited Narbonne. He was head coach at the University of Washington at the time and wanted to lure Narbonne defensive back Uchenna Nwosu up to Seattle. Ironically, Nwosu wasn't interested. He'd already committed to USC.""""

Nice.
 
Such a weird profession. He gets paid millions of dollars to stalk the halls of high schools. I can't even imagine how I would talk to like a 16-yr-old, or feign interest in anything they said.

It's pretty easy talking to girls that age.
 
Such a weird profession. He gets paid millions of dollars to stalk the halls of high schools. I can't even imagine how I would talk to like a 16-yr-old, or feign interest in anything they said.

It's pretty easy talking to girls that age.

Sark is just using recruiting as a cover to pick up the underage strange.

Case closed.
 
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