Salt in the wound

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.

It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.

I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.

I was being a little facetious

I was being a lot whooshed.

 

[Tequilla]

Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.

It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.

I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.

I was being a little facetious

Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.

It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.

I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.

I was being a little facetious

Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...

Stop being a shit poster posting shit posts.

 

[Tequilla]

Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.

It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.

I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.

I was being a little facetious

Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...

Stop being a shit poster posting shit posts.

Stop getting butthurt because my opinion doesn't agree with yours

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Look @Tequilla, I get what you're trying to say, but in a game where you average around six yards per carry a 4th and 1 is no worse than a coin flip. There's a lot that's been written recently by the stat nerds that shows going on 4th on the opponents end of the field is nearly always the correct choice.

It's more like 3.6 ypc. You have to take out the long run.

I don't even know why they bothered giving Gaskin six points.

I was being a little facetious

Not sure that Boobs can tell the difference between a magnified pimple or a bald head at the moment ...

Stop being a shit poster posting shit posts.

Stop getting butthurt because my opinion doesn't agree with yours

If you opinion was based in facts and logic, I would respect.

Your opinion is based on typical Doog fairytale hypothetical bullshit and is getting flagged and ridiculed accordingly.

 

[Postal91]

Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

The game literally was over when they punted

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

The game literally was over when they punted

You realize EVERY fucking coach has a chart for all sorts of situations, christ. @TheChart

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

The game literally was over when they punted

You realize EVERY fucking coach has a chart for all sorts of situations, christ. @TheChart

So you're saying Peterman just needs more time to get a version of @TheChart that isn't covered in airborne herpes?

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

The game literally was over when they punted

You realize EVERY fucking coach has a chart for all sorts of situations, christ. @TheChart

So you're saying Peterman just needs more time to get a version of @TheChart that isn't covered in airborne herpes?

Every coach uses the same chart for 2pt conversions and time left in game situations. But yes.

 

[Tequilla]

You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart

Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?

 

[MisterEm]

You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart

Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?

As always, the first 6 inches are consensual.

 

[Dardanus]

I can't wait to see Tequilla try to defend the stupid fucking coaching mistakes made against Stanford next week. What sort of bullshit excuses will he make then?! Oh the suspense is killing me!

 

[doogsinparadise]

I can't wait to see Tequilla try to defend the stupid fucking coaching mistakes made against Stanford next week. What sort of bullshit excuses will he make then?! Oh the suspense is killing me!

The 75 yard td run by Gaskin to start the game was not indicative of the team's ability to run the ball, Smith just needs more time to get his OL in there.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

You use @TheChart to keep you from having a brain freeze in a tight spot ... it's built for non-thinking people ... @TierbsHsotBoobs should be well versed in using @TheChart

Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?

As always, the first 6 inches are consensual.

If only boobs had 6 inches.....

 

[PurpleJ]

He should have called a fake punt

But why go for it when you have the best punter in the nation?

 

[PurpleJ]

Serious post, though. If Pete goes for it there, I'd give about an 81% chance they fail and Oregon takes it right back up the field for more points. Which would still be his fault. His true crime is putting an offense on the field so bad that it makes you question a no brainer like going on 4th and short in the opposing half.

 

[Tequilla]

Stanford is playing great football right now ... this is the one game on our schedule where I'm feeling that we're going to lose by 2+ scores ...

 

[digits]

Or when some fkin doorknob humper decided to give Oregon the ball to start the game with our main defender out for the first half.

Puss out on 4th an 1.

Call a TO on a punt.

Then the doorknob humping continued while they were looking for the fucking chart on how to speed up an offense while down 2 scores.

Smith goes b/c he doesn't deserve the keys when he doesn't know how to shift out of first gear without driving off a cliff. Plus, Pete won't go first... won't happen, but part of the problem needs to go, and that is that mortician suit too fucking big OC wannabe Smith. Get someone experienced in that is deserving the big paycheck and see if the shell of a Ferrari continues to stall and generate something more than a PAT per QTR.

Yes, player error is a part of this, but so is coaching.... WHICH SHOULDN'T BE! You shouldn't need a chart to figure anything, and should be able to know in an instant where you are going without question. And you should be able to develop your Frosh QB enough since Spring to make him somewhat capable of throwing a collegiate pass.

That game was the worst for me, and as soon as I heard Pete's arrogance in keeping with his coin flip philosophy... I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

I know, F Me, F you, F everything. And F the usher's for telling me to not bang on the sheet metal. F THEM WITH A wooden butter churning thing that amish use.

The game literally was over when they punted

Banging on that sheet metal is loud as fuck. Fu!bfuxks just don't get it. Doesn't exist anymore.

 

[TTJ]

Are you done having me skullfuck you yet?