Saban sells the couch

[ntxduck]

https://twitter.com/jasonscheer/status/1745238025821638790

Lol scheer. I’m scared shitless Dan leaves but that’s not reliable at all. Noted Oregon hater + Saban was interviewing potential coaching vacancies until 3pm today then said fuck it. But I’m sure scheer is really dialed in

 

[bananasnblondes]

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class

 

[LawDawg1]

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class

Jedd would be a very good hire. I’m praying so hard for Tosh.

 

[dOgmaster]

Fisch for Lanning?! Please, Thank You.

 

[LebamDawg]

looks photoshopped to me
https://twitter.com/UWFBopinions/status/1745220587302322326

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Bama better make a hire fast before half of their roster gets bought away from them.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I will be sad if it happens that fast. We need time to track airplanes.

Keep working those flight logs, fudgie!

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Bama better make a hire fast before half of their roster gets bought away from them.

No shit, you know the sharks have to be circling

 

[DoubleJDawg]

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class

If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class

If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out

They could drive the price up, at the very least.

 

[dOgmaster]

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class

If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out

I've considered the madness of DeBoer to Oregon after Lanning leaves for Bama as well. If it happens, you will be able to find me wandering naked on the barren Alaskan tundra for the rest of my days. There won't be many.

 

[DoubleJDawg]

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class

If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out

I've considered the madness of DeBoer to Oregon after Lanning leaves for Bama as well. If it happens, you will be able to find me wandering naked on the barren Alaskan tundra for the rest of my days. There won't be many.

It really has been the wrong week (day?) to stop sniffing glue

 

[whlinder]

Why are there no rumors of Urbs to Bama? He could roll in and immediately compete.

 

[FireTheJanitor]

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.

Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting

 

[LawDawg1]

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.

Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting

Dannen can’t spell Husky and uses a weasel logo. Fuck him until he does something right.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.

Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting

Dannen can’t spell Husky and uses a weasel logo. Fuck him until he does something right.

I have a terrible feeling this was coming and Cohen didn't want to even have to try to play ball so looked for a way out.

 

[sinceredawg]

Lanning does have a loaded team with better prospects for next year than Bama currently does. Unca Sweatshop will give him a 10MM bonus to make a big public show of turning down the Bama gig.

 

[RaceBannon]

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

Freaking out is what we do best