Saban sells the couch

I want Dan Lanning to take this job, not because it would kill the ducks (sadly that program will just turn some other pile of shit to gold), but I do want to see that weirdo under that much pressure.
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If you thought Sarkisian rolling out to Gameday broadcasts in a burnt orange suit + 10 gal cowboy hat was cringe... I can't wait to see the depths Bama Lanning dips into with the media. Will be so insufferable.
 
Swinney wouldn't have to play the NIL game at Alabama, they would do it for him. It's the most natural fit.

Lanning would be a fit but he'd be stupid to leave Oregon for Alabama imo. Is he actually a good coach?
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He’s a shitty HC. Any Oregon HC losing 3/3 to uw by 9 points to the 2nd greatest team and 3rd greatest HC in Husky history isn’t worth a damn.

Hope he leaves.
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Are you right about anything ever?
 
https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782
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0-3 Cokeboy Lanning? ucks Failing upward again? Say it isn't so.
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I am thinking the same thing. They want a coach that chokes away games to their biggest rival, and not just once, to take over the highest profile job in college football. I wouldn’t lose any sleep if they hire him, maybe even crack a beer, but think they’d be dumb.
 
I will be sad if it happens that fast. We need time to track airplanes.
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No matter how fast Dan's jet can fly out of Eugene, you would have to think that Phil's anti-air defense would have no trouble shooting it right out of the sky.
 
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Dan Lanning had a layover in Tuscaloosa on his way back from Houston to visit his mother who was sick. Lanning being in Tuscaloosa was completely unrelated to the bama coaching job. A lot of misinformation out there. If you really want to know what is happening out there we are your best source.
 
Dan Lanning had a layover in Tuscaloosa on his way back from Houston to visit his mother who was sick. Lanning being in Tuscaloosa was completely unrelated to the bama coaching job. A lot of misinformation out there. If you really want to know what is happening out there we are your best source.
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@Logistics true?
 
Duck meltdown will be fun to watch. Whose the next stepping stone coach at whoregon?
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Yeah, I want Lanning to stay there and whoever comes in next would do well too but it's so fun to watch their meltdowns
 
0-3 Cokeboy Lanning? ucks Failing upward again? Say it isn't so.
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I am thinking the same thing. They want a coach that chokes away games to their biggest rival, and not just once, to take over the highest profile job in college football. I wouldn’t lose any sleep if they hire him, maybe even crack a beer, but think they’d be dumb.
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#MeToo
 
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