RUSSIAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS HEADING TOWARDS UKRAINE!!!

I actually dated this chick that was a history major in a shit ass job I had during college. Super cute but she was like yeah I moved here from Ohio went to Ohio state and now I have another year as a history major and I have 250 in loans.

I was like wtf woman. That's literally the only time I popped out of bed and was like I can bone no more

Like dude that's a fucking mortgage

Stop fucking dudes
 
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