running tally of the dumpster fire that is USC

here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
 
Oh how the fallen have fallen!!1
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That kid needs to lay off the Patrón.
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Nansen, true?
 
here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
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Disagree,

Utah Donkey punches them rather easily.
 
I only trust Cubby's info when it comes to U$C!!
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I need to see if he is out of rehab and able to give us an on the scene report. Rumors are out there that Cubby broke up Branglelina.
 
Utah's offense isn't good enough to donkey punch anyone.

Also LOL @ that article:

“Some guys were not paying attention,” USC special teams coach John Baxter said. “It’s not good. All the guys we’re talking about were rookies. They’ve all been fired.”

It gets worse. USC had eight men on the field one-to-two more times, according to the players.

“It’s sad and kind of embarrassing,” USC linebacker Cameron Smith said.

Just like the season. USC coach Clay Helton attributed it to “miscommunication.” But this is the universal excuse for the coaches. Defensive coordinator Clancy Pendergast used it when no one covered an Alabama wide receiver on a long touchdown pass.

Baxter, whom Helton praises on a weekly basis, said it never happened to him before. And he has seen just about everything. Last year at Michigan, his punter fumbled the snap and Michigan State scored a touchdown on the final play of the game.

This is quickly turning into a season of firsts. You think eight men on the field is bad? Another USC coach pointed out six false starts is pretty good too.
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Utah's offense isn't good enough to donkey punch anyone.

Also LOL @ that article:

“Some guys were not paying attention,” USC special teams coach John Baxter said. “It’s not good. All the guys we’re talking about were rookies. They’ve all been fired.”

It gets worse. USC had eight men on the field one-to-two more times, according to the players.

“It’s sad and kind of embarrassing,” USC linebacker Cameron Smith said.

Just like the season. USC coach Clay Helton attributed it to “miscommunication.” But this is the universal excuse for the coaches. Defensive coordinator Clancy Pendergast used it when no one covered an Alabama wide receiver on a long touchdown pass.

Baxter, whom Helton praises on a weekly basis, said it never happened to him before. And he has seen just about everything. Last year at Michigan, his punter fumbled the snap and Michigan State scored a touchdown on the final play of the game.

This is quickly turning into a season of firsts. You think eight men on the field is bad? Another USC coach pointed out six false starts is pretty good too.
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BREAKING: SC PAYING PLAYERS!!!! emmert gonna lay the hammer down!
 
here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
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Disagree,

Utah Donkey punches them rather easily.
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also disagree, game is on FS1. prepare your anus for over 9000 commercials.
 
here's the script.... we're all writing USC off as a dumpster fire and looking forward to the plunger Utah puts in them on Friday night on ESPN (michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif)...however...the script is that USC will perform the dead cat bounce and win the game...next week's media will be lathered up with stories about how Darnold was the difference maker, how Helton brought the kids together, when people think they're down the kids came together as a team and then they'll get bumped into the top 25 again and everyone will be relieved that USC is back baby!!!! then the dead cat don't bounce no mo' and SC will spiral into a shit storm to end the season and begin a new coaching search.
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Disagree,

Utah Donkey punches them rather easily.
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also disagree, game is on FS1. prepare your anus for over 9000 commercials.
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Goto meeting and Cooper tires?
Oh wait that's the p12n fuck you larry
 
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