Also Bill Berry is like a human Bert, so there's that, too.
Also, Stipe fucked a friend of mine who was underage at the time, then got weird with him in NYC in the late 90s/early 2000s.
So, I respect that Mike is trolling for underage dudes.
There is nothing about this that surprises me
Would it surprise you to know Coker was the underage friend?