Roger Rosengarten, 2020 4* OL, Littleton (Valor Christian), CO (COMMITTED)

I don’t drink tequila too often anymore ... but I’m so great that they have a holiday named after me in Cinco de Mayo

 
Let’s be really clear about Oregon’s 9 wins:

1) 3 wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the conference

2) A 5-4 P12 conference schedule that Sark would have been proud of

3) Beating Sparty in a bowl game that rivaled Cal/TCU for worst bowl game of the year

So yeah ... congrats on those 9 wins
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Holy fuck this site has gone to the doogs.
 
Let’s be really clear about Oregon’s 9 wins:

1) 3 wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the conference

2) A 5-4 P12 conference schedule that Sark would have been proud of

3) Beating Sparty in a bowl game that rivaled Cal/TCU for worst bowl game of the year

So yeah ... congrats on those 9 wins
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Holy fuck this site has gone to the doogs.
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What about this is wrong?
 
I don't know anything about anything, but I think Oregon should be highly regarded this year. They have the best QB and return several good, experienced OL. They ran the ball just fine against us in OT. I like their tailback, too. We have to stop pretending it's all luck or smoke and mirrors.

The schedule doesn't break easy for them, but you only have to be a little bit better than each team on your schedule to post a pretty good record.

I don't know how much we want Rosengarten, but he's almost certainly going to Oregon. It feels like we were pretty late to the party, they are good salesmen, and even good, smart kids make bad decisions. Hell, look at Bru McCoy. Or all the guys that keep going to USC even if we have mountains of data showing that USC doesn't develop players very well.

 
I don't know anything about anything, but I think Oregon should be highly regarded this year. They have the best QB and return several good, experienced OL. They ran the ball just fine against us in OT. I like their tailback, too. We have to stop pretending it's all luck or smoke and mirrors.

The schedule doesn't break easy for them, but you only have to be a little bit better than each team on your schedule to post a pretty good record.

I don't know how much we want Rosengarten, but he's almost certainly going to Oregon. It feels like we were pretty late to the party, they are good salesmen, and even good, smart kids make bad decisions. Hell, look at Bru McCoy. Or all the guys that keep going to USC even if we have mountains of data showing that USC doesn't develop players very well.
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What the fuck, reason on the recruiting board named after one of the top gloryhole truck stops in all of Cascadia?

I’m a Duck’s duck, despite never having worked at a gas station, and even I think you’re being a little too optimistic. I like our tailback as well, Verdell is looking way faster, but he’s not good enough yet to have a rival praise him.

Our schedule really fucks us, but if you can’t win on the road then you don’t deserve to tease us to 3/4 orgasm.

Rosengarten is probably Oregon. He was here very recently, with a 4-star center from some Midwest shithole, that is also probably a Duck lean. I would imagine Ol Rog will be up in Seattle soon if he was just in Eugene.

Oregon has lost some head to head battles against y’all but I think that’s been overstated, especially when Oregon goes more national. But when your HC is an offensive line guy, with a fellow Bautista supporter as his position coach, you know he’s gonna clean up on OL recruiting. I don’t trust that chubby Cuban on too much yet, but I’m not going to question his OL acumen when Saban wanted him to be his main recruiter and OL coach. Cristobalz may wind up being a bust, I’m not sold after being exposed to such coaching geniuses as Lubick, but he’s not looking too bad at this moment.

Also, fuck you.
 
I don't know anything about anything, but I think Oregon should be highly regarded this year. They have the best QB and return several good, experienced OL. They ran the ball just fine against us in OT. I like their tailback, too. We have to stop pretending it's all luck or smoke and mirrors.

The schedule doesn't break easy for them, but you only have to be a little bit better than each team on your schedule to post a pretty good record.

I don't know how much we want Rosengarten, but he's almost certainly going to Oregon. It feels like we were pretty late to the party, they are good salesmen, and even good, smart kids make bad decisions. Hell, look at Bru McCoy. Or all the guys that keep going to USC even if we have mountains of data showing that USC doesn't develop players very well.
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UW lost to Oregon because of special teams. It wasn't just our fucking terrible kicker missing the game winning field goal. It was our terrible coverage units giving them short field after short field to work with. They couldn't drive the length of the field and score TD's on UW with consistency. It was the short fields that they took advantage of that even allowed them to stay in the game.

Offensively, UW out gained them with Jake Browning and no Hunter Bryant and no Myles Gaskin. Those were our two biggest weapons on offense and both weren't on the field. Chris Petersen is a slow strategy motherfucker. He redshirted all the Freshman linebackers so our special teams coverage units were trash and he redshirted all of the freshman D-lineman so we lacked beef on the interior D-line. Those things won't be problems this season or seasons to come. Petersen hurt us in the short term last season for the benefit of the program in the long term. By no means does Oregon getting a super lucky win over UW, at home, after a bye week, mean they are a legit contender this season. They're not.

Jimmy Lake did have a bad OT by not having a heavy goal line D-line package on the field to stop the run against an obvious run-first team, but the game should have already been won by UW rather easily long before that.

As long as Rosengarten takes that OV to UW, he'll be a Dawg.
 
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I don't know anything about anything, but I think Oregon should be highly regarded this year. They have the best QB and return several good, experienced OL. They ran the ball just fine against us in OT. I like their tailback, too. We have to stop pretending it's all luck or smoke and mirrors.

The schedule doesn't break easy for them, but you only have to be a little bit better than each team on your schedule to post a pretty good record.

I don't know how much we want Rosengarten, but he's almost certainly going to Oregon. It feels like we were pretty late to the party, they are good salesmen, and even good, smart kids make bad decisions. Hell, look at Bru McCoy. Or all the guys that keep going to USC even if we have mountains of data showing that USC doesn't develop players very well.
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UW lost to Oregon because of special teams. It wasn't just our fucking terrible kicker missing the game winning field goal. It was our terrible coverage units giving them short field after short field to work with. They couldn't drive the length of the field and score TD's on UW with consistency. It was the short fields that they took advantage of that even allowed them to stay in the game.

Offensively, UW out gained them with Jake Browning and no Hunter Bryant and no Myles Gaskin. Those were our two biggest weapons on offense and both weren't on the field. Chris Petersen is a slow strategy motherfucker. He redshirted all the Freshman linebackers so our special teams coverage units were trash and he redshirted all of the freshman D-lineman so we lacked beef on the interior D-line. Those things won't be problems this season or seasons to come. Petersen hurt us in the short term last season for the benefit of the program in the long term. By no means does Oregon getting a super lucky win over UW, at home, after a bye week, mean they are a legit contender this season. They're not.

Jimmy Lake did have a bad OT by not having a heavy goal line D-line package on the field to stop the run against an obvious run-first team, but the game should have already been won by UW rather easily long before that.

As long as Rosengarten takes that OV to UW, he'll be a Dawg.
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UWs special teams out played Oregon’s. Oregon missed the same field goal as UW and fumbled a kickoff giving UW a touchdown. Short fields for tds? Oregon’s 3 regulation td drives were 88, 75 and 44 yards (after a long kick return). “Short field after short field” lol. Great revisionist history though

If you want to blame Pete for fucking up the end of the game, fine, because he did. But everything else here is just lol
 
So for the Quook on the board right now ... here’s 3 options for you regarding Oregon’s trip to Seattle this year:

1) Oregon pulls out a close win

2) UW pulls out a close win

3) UW pushes UW’s shit in

You’re fooling yourself if you think the likelihood isn’t lowest to highest probabilities on that list
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Pulls out, pulls out, pushes shit in. Sounds like my high school experience.
 
I don't know anything about anything, but I think Oregon should be highly regarded this year. They have the best QB and return several good, experienced OL. They ran the ball just fine against us in OT. I like their tailback, too. We have to stop pretending it's all luck or smoke and mirrors.

The schedule doesn't break easy for them, but you only have to be a little bit better than each team on your schedule to post a pretty good record.

I don't know how much we want Rosengarten, but he's almost certainly going to Oregon. It feels like we were pretty late to the party, they are good salesmen, and even good, smart kids make bad decisions. Hell, look at Bru McCoy. Or all the guys that keep going to USC even if we have mountains of data showing that USC doesn't develop players very well.
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UW lost to Oregon because of special teams. It wasn't just our fucking terrible kicker missing the game winning field goal. It was our terrible coverage units giving them short field after short field to work with. They couldn't drive the length of the field and score TD's on UW with consistency. It was the short fields that they took advantage of that even allowed them to stay in the game.

Offensively, UW out gained them with Jake Browning and no Hunter Bryant and no Myles Gaskin. Those were our two biggest weapons on offense and both weren't on the field. Chris Petersen is a slow strategy motherfucker. He redshirted all the Freshman linebackers so our special teams coverage units were trash and he redshirted all of the freshman D-lineman so we lacked beef on the interior D-line. Those things won't be problems this season or seasons to come. Petersen hurt us in the short term last season for the benefit of the program in the long term. By no means does Oregon getting a super lucky win over UW, at home, after a bye week, mean they are a legit contender this season. They're not.

Jimmy Lake did have a bad OT by not having a heavy goal line D-line package on the field to stop the run against an obvious run-first team, but the game should have already been won by UW rather easily long before that.

As long as Rosengarten takes that OV to UW, he'll be a Dawg.[/s]
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Let’s be really clear about Oregon’s 9 wins:

1) 3 wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the conference

2) A 5-4 P12 conference schedule that Sark would have been proud of

3) Beating Sparty in a bowl game that rivaled Cal/TCU for worst bowl game of the year

So yeah ... congrats on those 9 wins
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Sure. It was an ugly 9 wins. However, if you’re honest with yourself, there’s a lot of positives as well. Oregon learned some resiliency. The team doesn’t have the mental fortitude to win an ugly game like MSU the past three years. They don’t bounce back and win 3 in a row after the stretch they had in the middle. I loved that Oregon pulled out an ugly win. If the offense didn’t play well, the defense always folded.
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Michigan State's offense was the worst in the country at that point. The Redbox bowl was a retard fight with both offenses trying their hardest to lose the game. You sound exactly like a fucking doog during the Sark era. If UW had went to the Redbox bowl last season and won it 7-6, I would have considered that a loss. We have higher expectations now.
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#Herbert4Heisman
#FlexFriday
 
So for the Quook on the board right now ... here’s 3 options for you regarding Oregon’s trip to Seattle this year:

1) Oregon pulls out a close win

2) UW pulls out a close win

3) UW pushes UW’s shit in[/b]

You’re fooling yourself if you think the likelihood isn’t lowest to highest probabilities on that list
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This actually checks out. It's the most common reason for UW losing over the last few years.
 
Let’s be really clear about Oregon’s 9 wins:

1) 3 wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the conference

2) A 5-4 P12 conference schedule that Sark would have been proud of

3) Beating Sparty in a bowl game that rivaled Cal/TCU for worst bowl game of the year

So yeah ... congrats on those 9 wins
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Sure. It was an ugly 9 wins. However, if you’re honest with yourself, there’s a lot of positives as well. Oregon learned some resiliency[/b]. The team doesn’t have the mental fortitude to win an ugly game like MSU the past three years. They don’t bounce back and win 3 in a row after the stretch they had in the middle. I loved that Oregon pulled out an ugly win. If the offense didn’t play well, the defense always folded.
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Speaking of things that would make Sark proud, here's a quook dropping his favorite non-word.
 
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Let’s be really clear about Oregon’s 9 wins:

1) 3 wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the conference

2) A 5-4 P12 conference schedule that Sark would have been proud of

3) Beating Sparty in a bowl game that rivaled Cal/TCU for worst bowl game of the year

So yeah ... congrats on those 9 wins
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Sure. It was an ugly 9 wins. However, if you’re honest with yourself, there’s a lot of positives as well. Oregon learned some resiliency[/b]. The team doesn’t have the mental fortitude to win an ugly game like MSU the past three years. They don’t bounce back and win 3 in a row after the stretch they had in the middle. I loved that Oregon pulled out an ugly win. If the offense didn’t play well, the defense always folded.
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Speaking of things that would make Sark proud, here's a quook dropping his favorite non-word.
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For God’s sake y’all are obsessed with your Sark comparisons.
 
Let’s be really clear about Oregon’s 9 wins:

1) 3 wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the conference

2) A 5-4 P12 conference schedule that Sark would have been proud of

3) Beating Sparty in a bowl game that rivaled Cal/TCU for worst bowl game of the year

So yeah ... congrats on those 9 wins
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Sure. It was an ugly 9 wins. However, if you’re honest with yourself, there’s a lot of positives as well. Oregon learned some resiliency[/b]. The team doesn’t have the mental fortitude to win an ugly game like MSU the past three years. They don’t bounce back and win 3 in a row after the stretch they had in the middle. I loved that Oregon pulled out an ugly win. If the offense didn’t play well, the defense always folded.
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Speaking of things that would make Sark proud, here's a quook dropping his favorite non-word.
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For God’s sake y’all are obsessed with your Sark comparisons.
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you have no idea the depth of the damage that Ty and Sark did to our psyche. I personally like to call it sark battered syndrome
 
Let’s be really clear about Oregon’s 9 wins:

1) 3 wins against the worst non-conference schedule in the conference

2) A 5-4 P12 conference schedule that Sark would have been proud of

3) Beating Sparty in a bowl game that rivaled Cal/TCU for worst bowl game of the year

So yeah ... congrats on those 9 wins
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Sure. It was an ugly 9 wins. However, if you’re honest with yourself, there’s a lot of positives as well. Oregon learned some resiliency[/b]. The team doesn’t have the mental fortitude to win an ugly game like MSU the past three years. They don’t bounce back and win 3 in a row after the stretch they had in the middle. I loved that Oregon pulled out an ugly win. If the offense didn’t play well, the defense always folded.
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Speaking of things that would make Sark proud, here's a quook dropping his favorite non-word.
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For God’s sake y’all are obsessed with your Sark comparisons.
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This was Cristobal at Arizona.
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Cristobal is Sark until proven otherwise.

Can get wins at home against good teams (Sark beat Carrol, Shaw, Petersen)

Gets blown the fuck out on the road inexplicably. That game was like the UW-ASU 2013 game. UW was a lot better than they played but still lost by 30.

Barely wins an ugly bowl game against a midwestern team (2010 Holiday Bowl vibes from the Redbox Bowl)

He did beat UW so props for that. Inexcusable performance by Petersen and Lake that game.

TBD but so far it could go either way. He might be 8-9 win Cristobal instead of 7 win Sark. I think most Oregon teams will be like 2013 UW. Good not great with some choke losses.
 
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Cristobal is Sark until proven otherwise.

Can get wins at home against good teams (Sark beat Carrol, Shaw, Petersen)

Gets blown the fuck out on the road inexplicably. That game was like the UW-ASU 2013 game. UW was a lot better than they played but still lost by 30.

Barely wins an ugly bowl game against a midwestern team (2010 Holiday Bowl vibes from the Redbox Bowl)

He did beat UW so props for that. Inexcusable performance by Petersen and Lake that game.

TBD but so far it could go either way. He might be 8-9 win Cristobal instead of 7 win Sark. I think most Oregon teams will be like 2013 UW. Good not great with some choke losses.
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No one is Sark. Cristobal will have more talent and resources at disposal, he is more of a CEO type head coach, he doesn’t get rip roaring drunk, and he puts a huge emphasis on the lines and strength and conditioning.

 
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