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HeNeedsMoreTime (aka Cockus) was averaging a staggering 33 posts a day at the time that he asked to be banned about three years ago. Like DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak, it was a record they said would stand forever.

Ever since @backthepack signed up as @RhythmicSlappingDawg on December 11, he is averaging 37 posts a day (590 posts in 16 days). I'm not sure whether to express admiration or schedule an intervention.
 
HeNeedsMoreTime (aka Cockus) was averaging a staggering 33 posts a day at the time that he asked to be banned about three years ago. Like DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak, it was a record they said would stand forever.

Ever since @backthepack signed up as @RhythmicSlappingDawg on December 11, he is averaging 37 posts a day (590 posts in 16 days). I'm not sure whether to express admiration or schedule an intervention.
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*chintervention
 
HeNeedsMoreTime (aka Cockus) was averaging a staggering 33 posts a day at the time that he asked to be banned about three years ago. Like DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak, it was a record they said would stand forever.

Ever since @backthepack signed up as @RhythmicSlappingDawg on December 11, he is averaging 37 posts a day (590 posts in 16 days). I'm not sure whether to express admiration or schedule an intervention.
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He needs more time derek
 
HeNeedsMoreTime (aka Cockus) was averaging a staggering 33 posts a day at the time that he asked to be banned about three years ago. Like DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak, it was a record they said would stand forever.

Ever since @backthepack signed up as @RhythmicSlappingDawg on December 11, he is averaging 37 posts a day (590 posts in 16 days). I'm not sure whether to express admiration or schedule an intervention.
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HeNeedsMoreTime (aka Cockus) was averaging a staggering 33 posts a day at the time that he asked to be banned about three years ago. Like DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak, it was a record they said would stand forever.

Ever since @backthepack signed up as @RhythmicSlappingDawg on December 11, he is averaging 37 posts a day (590 posts in 16 days). I'm not sure whether to express admiration or schedule an intervention.
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Shut the site down. No warning. Just gone.
 
HeNeedsMoreTime (aka Cockus) was averaging a staggering 33 posts a day at the time that he asked to be banned about three years ago. Like DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak, it was a record they said would stand forever.

Ever since @backthepack signed up as @RhythmicSlappingDawg on December 11, he is averaging 37 posts a day (590 posts in 16 days).[/b] I'm not sure whether to express admiration or schedule an intervention.
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Pedo State stalker poast of the day.
 
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HeNeedsMoreTime (aka Cockus) was averaging a staggering 33 posts a day at the time that he asked to be banned about three years ago. Like DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak, it was a record they said would stand forever.

Ever since @backthepack signed up as @RhythmicSlappingDawg on December 11, he is averaging 37 posts a day (590 posts in 16 days). I'm not sure whether to express admiration or schedule an intervention.
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Says the poaster who has averaged 30 posts per day for over five years.

How many 16 day periods are in there where said poaster has averaged more than 37 poasts per day.

Enquiring minds want to know.

 
I think Derek should ban @RhythmicSlappingDawg and make the little peckerwood poast as btp
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Disagree. RSD > BTP and it isn't close.

Also, over a 5 year span I have 20,337 posts, which yields an average of 11.14 posts per day. Of course there were some 30 post days in there, and some weeks in rehab where I didn't post at all. But averaging 37 a day for two weeks is some cockus level posting. That's beyond Boobs.
 
@RhythmicSlappingDawg

The next step in your development as a poster is to find a good balance. Take the time to write something good, and keep the readers wanting more. Don't spend 10 minutes making 10 shitty posts...spend it making one quality post.

I frequently find myself typing up posts, and then editing the shit out of them. I trim out the bullshit. Reword stuff so that it flows better. And for every post I type up that I actually submit, there's 1 or 2 that I type up and then say "this fucking sucks" and just delete the entire thing and don't post at all.

This post you're reading right now? Looks totally different than how I originally started writing it. And it's taken me about 15 minutes so far. That's right, 15 whole minutes of company time.

Obviously I'm not the world's greatest poster, but these are some things I've learned over the years that may help you in your journey to become a better poster. Just some advice for you to take or leave.

God bless you. God bless America. And God bless Hardcore Husky.
 
@RhythmicSlappingDawg

The next step in your development as a poster is to find a good balance. Take the time to write something good, and keep the readers wanting more. Don't spend 10 minutes making 10 shitty posts...spend it making one quality post.

I frequently find myself typing up posts, and then editing the shit out of them. I trim out the bullshit. Reword stuff so that it flows better. And for every post I type up that I actually submit, there's 1 or 2 that I type up and then say "this fucking sucks" and just delete the entire thing and don't post at all.

This post you're reading right now? Looks totally different than how I originally started writing it. And it's taken me about 15 minutes so far. That's right, 15 whole minutes of company time.

Obviously I'm not the world's greatest poster, but these are some things I've learned over the years that may help you in your journey to become a better poster. Just some advice for you to take or leave.

God bless you. God bless America. And God bless Hardcore Husky.
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