Revisiting Great Moments in Doog History: St. Tosh Day Massacre

bananasnblondes

bananasnblondes

Active poster
Swaye's Wigwam
There wasn't an unsplooged pair of skinny jeans in the greater Seattle area the day our recruiting savior pulled in this haul. Let's revisit the list:

Caleb Tucker decommitted
Elijah Qualls still on team
Poasi Moala decommitted
Demorea Stringfellow transferred
Lavon Coleman still on team
Andrew Basham too dumb to get in (even after finding $3000 for tutoring in a coffee cup)
Daeshon Hall decommitted
Rasheed Johnson decommitted

Too bad we went and got a guy like Peterman who has never recruited at the big boy table

1081470.jpg

mmmmmmmm
 
Yea but when a player commits that early they never decommit!!!!!! Said every dumb fuck Doog back then.

I got in so many facebook/twitter arguments that day with dumb fuck Doogs.
 
Yea but when a player commits that early they never decommit!!!!!! Said every dumb fuck Doog back then.

I got in so many facebook/twitter arguments that day with dumb fuck Doogs.
Click to expand...

Who was that retard? I wish I had those screenshots. I remember saying awfully warm for February and some doog was butt hurt and started pulling out stats on how early committers usually didn't switch. Fucktard.
 
Dave Samek literally told his readers that they had better worship the ground Tosh walked on, after they see what Signing Day would bring.
 
There wasn't an unsplooged pair of skinny jeans in the greater Seattle area the day our recruiting savior pulled in this haul. Let's revisit the list:

Caleb Tucker decommitted
Elijah Qualls still on team
Poasi Moala decommitted
Demorea Stringfellow transferred
Lavon Coleman still on team
Andrew Basham too dumb to get in (even after finding $3000 for tutoring in a coffee cup)
Daeshon Hall decommitted
Rasheed Johnson decommitted

Too bad we went and got a guy like Peterman who has never recruited at the big boy table

1081470.jpg

mmmmmmmm
Click to expand...

2 of 8 ain't too bad ...

If you play for the Seattle Mariners.
 
Tosh did do a good job recruiting high profile players on the DL. The talent remaining he coached is good - Kihaka might go in the first 3 rounds of the next draft along with Shelton. He might have been the best assistant coach. I wonder who taught him how to bribe tho, Sark or Tedfurd?
 
The 6/8 crossouts is precisely why a heavy amount of TBS is stupid. Look at the attrition, amd we're only a little over two years later.
 
Yea but when a player commits that early they never decommit!!!!!! Said every dumb fuck Doog back then.

I got in so many facebook/twitter arguments that day with dumb fuck Doogs.
Click to expand...

Who was that retard? I wish I had those screenshots. I remember saying awfully warm for February and some doog was butt hurt and started pulling out stats on how early committers usually didn't switch. Fucktard.
Click to expand...

I want to say John Bravo or Randy McElfresh. I feel like those two always try to argue with HHB's with bullshit.

Although in your case that sounds like MykFS. He is the king of pulling out irrelevant stats to prove his bullshit point. Then when you quote "weird" facts like W-L he totally dismisses it.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Best part was when Kim talked about how much "planning and work" went into that whole fucking charade. I remember how he had his little chub over getting to take a bunch of pictures of high school boys eating hamburgers and being there for the big announcement and how he felt so important.

Great sucking Sark and Tosh dick when they give you access......as always.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top