Results - 6th Annual Jesse Callier Commemorative Post-Collegiate Career Impact Ranking Initiative

To my defense I’m on the downward part of my cycle and so I really want to kill someone.

Both Bryant and Adams had a full point deducted for dicking out on the team for the bowl. This doesn’t sit well with me so get off my lawn.

Edit: be it crap offense, coaching, or injuries; neither ended as well as I feel they could’ve.

@FireCohen Fuck you, mental health is nothing to scoff at. Just ask @backthepack and @LaMichael_Corleone

Your reaction to my post has me shaking and vomiting and when I off myself in a customized recruitment video, know that my life is pathetic and this is all I have going for me. Also know you will literally see purple and gold shoot out of the veins on my left wrist.

Now ask yourself why?

Cause I quit taking my meds.

one word of advice, cut along the tracks, not across them :*
 
I wanted to give Adams a 3.5. Solid player but always seemed somewhat overrated. Bad luck health wise obviously.

I remember him destroying dudes but I also remember late in 2016 when he was getting beat by DE‘a fairly often and thinking he was overrated.
 
I probably should have given Harris a 4

I stand by my ratings of both Opera & Fuller as 1s.

Fuller might have been a 2, but gets a point deducted for getting tackled on a PR by a fucking D-Lineman.

Andre could have had 2x the yardage he did and he’s still lucky to get a fucking 1 instead of a 0 for running full speed and jumping the fuck out of bounds in the end zone.

Good luck to both of them in their future endeavors, but I don’t know if there’s anyone else in Husky history that competes with them for the level of happiness/excitement I have for them being gone.

You have a short memory. Opera is bad, but he doesn't come close to the level of spite/jubilation at their departure than guys like Psalm or Jaydon Mickens. Fuller isn't even in the conversation. A mildly disappointing player who could've been a lot better, but not anywhere near rage worthy.
 
I probably should have given Harris a 4

I stand by my ratings of both Opera & Fuller as 1s.

Fuller might have been a 2, but gets a point deducted for getting tackled on a PR by a fucking D-Lineman.

Andre could have had 2x the yardage he did and he’s still lucky to get a fucking 1 instead of a 0 for running full speed and jumping the fuck out of bounds in the end zone.

Good luck to both of them in their future endeavors, but I don’t know if there’s anyone else in Husky history that competes with them for the level of happiness/excitement I have for them being gone.

You have a short memory. Opera is bad, but he doesn't come close to the level of spite/jubilation at their departure than guys like Psalm or Jaydon Mickens. Fuller isn't even in the conversation. A mildly disappointing player who could've been a lot better, but not anywhere near rage worthy.

Mickens was quite a bit better than Baccallia. I hated Mickens because I was actually excited we got him and bought into the practice reports that he was burning guys and was a big play threat.

Neither could break a tackle and played so much slower than their listed speed.

Psalm was a douchebag but was an average to above average player his last year.
 
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I probably should have given Harris a 4

I stand by my ratings of both Opera & Fuller as 1s.

Fuller might have been a 2, but gets a point deducted for getting tackled on a PR by a fucking D-Lineman.

Andre could have had 2x the yardage he did and he’s still lucky to get a fucking 1 instead of a 0 for running full speed and jumping the fuck out of bounds in the end zone.

Good luck to both of them in their future endeavors, but I don’t know if there’s anyone else in Husky history that competes with them for the level of happiness/excitement I have for them being gone.

Opera Singer’s jump out of bounds instead of a touchdown resulted in a whole poontblower grade from me.
 
I got no shoutouts this year which must mean I really upped my rating game.

Apologies. Shout out to @FremontTroll for having an unremarkable ballot, aka not fucking anything up.
 
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