Recruiting IQ Test: How smart are YOU about recruiting??

Recruiting IQ Test: How smart are YOU about recruiting??

  • No - I should be at dawgman. For some reason when I watch Bama I think the difference between us and

    Votes: 6 12.5%

  • Yes - I have a brain.

    Votes: 40 83.3%

  • I'm Not Sure - I bought into the bullshit that recruiting wasn't important on HH during the Sark era

    Votes: 2 4.2%
  • Total voters
    48
Answer key:

No - You have an IQ of 15 and are a fuckhead.
Yes - You should be allowed to live. IQ above 115.
I'm Not Sure - You are the problem. IQ of 100.
 
I voted yes, but with a caveat. I believe the coaches have their own internal rankings. I am sure in their own rankings, the recruiting class is top 15.
 
I voted yes, but with a caveat. I believe the coaches have their own internal rankings. I am sure in their own rankings, the recruiting class is top 15.
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You want an IP ban, don't you?

THEIR BORED LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING TOP PROGRAM'S BORED YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You know who we wanted this year? The same guys that fucking Bama, USC, Oregon, Notre Dame, Stanford and Ohio State wanted. It doesn't take a fucking genius to see that a 6-8, 330 guys that moves like a fucking ballerina is going to be a good player.

We only have ONE player that we offered that didn't have offers from a bunch of other fucking big time schools (Tuputala). SO FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT. Every top team would take a class like Bamas if they could you idiot.

Are you ready for something that will blow your mind?

If we don't move off our first tier of guys, we will have all 85% 4 and 5 star guys. We don't have a fucking secret formula. We just recruit the same guys everyone else does 80% of the time. Unless they are black then we are skeptical of their OKGness. We seem to need one white parent or at the least foreign parents (preferably from Nigeria).

Is our bored the EXACT SAME as Oregon's? No. Do we mostly overlap? Yes. Do they go harder on some guys and we go harder on others? Yes. Are 95% the guys both of us want as our first choices probably in the top 400 prospects on 247? YES.
 
I voted yes, but with a caveat. I believe the coaches have their own internal rankings. I am sure in their own rankings, the recruiting class is top 15.
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You want an IP ban, don't you?

THEIR BORED LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING TOP PROGRAM'S BORED YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You know who we wanted this year? The same guys that fucking Bama, USC, Oregon, Notre Dame, Stanford and Ohio State wanted. It doesn't take a fucking genius to see that a 6-8, 330 guys that moves like a fucking ballerina is going to be a good player.

We only have ONE player that we offered that didn't have offers from a bunch of other fucking big time schools (Tuputala). SO FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT. Every top team would take a class like Bamas if they could you idiot.

Are you ready for something that will blow your mind?

If we don't move off our first tier of guys, we will have all 85% 4 and 5 star guys. We don't have a fucking secret formula. We just recruit the same guys everyone else does 80% of the time. Unless they are black then we are skeptical of their OKGness. We seem to need one white parent or at the least foreign parents (preferably from Nigeria).

Is our bored the EXACT SAME as Oregon's? No. Do we mostly overlap? Yes. Do they go harder on some guys and we go harder on others? Yes. Are 95% the guys both of us want as our first choices probably in the top 400 prospects on 247? YES.
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I was making fun of what a typical doog would say. ;)
 
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I voted yes, but with a caveat. I believe the coaches have their own internal rankings. I am sure in their own rankings, the recruiting class is top 15.
Click to expand...

You want an IP ban, don't you?

THEIR BORED LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING TOP PROGRAM'S BORED YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You know who we wanted this year? The same guys that fucking Bama, USC, Oregon, Notre Dame, Stanford and Ohio State wanted. It doesn't take a fucking genius to see that a 6-8, 330 guys that moves like a fucking ballerina is going to be a good player.

We only have ONE player that we offered that didn't have offers from a bunch of other fucking big time schools (Tuputala). SO FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT. Every top team would take a class like Bamas if they could you idiot.

Are you ready for something that will blow your mind?

If we don't move off our first tier of guys, we will have all 85% 4 and 5 star guys. We don't have a fucking secret formula. We just recruit the same guys everyone else does 80% of the time. Unless they are black then we are skeptical of their OKGness. We seem to need one white parent or at the least foreign parents (preferably from Nigeria).

Is our bored the EXACT SAME as Oregon's? No. Do we mostly overlap? Yes. Do they go harder on some guys and we go harder on others? Yes. Are 95% the guys both of us want as our first choices probably in the top 400 prospects on 247? YES.
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I was making fun of what a typical doog would say. ;)
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I just enjoy yelling. The point still stands though. And fuck you forever for even joking about this shit.
 
I voted yes, but with a caveat. I believe the coaches have their own internal rankings. I am sure in their own rankings, the recruiting class is top 15.
Click to expand...

You want an IP ban, don't you?

THEIR BORED LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING TOP PROGRAM'S BORED YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You know who we wanted this year? The same guys that fucking Bama, USC, Oregon, Notre Dame, Stanford and Ohio State wanted. It doesn't take a fucking genius to see that a 6-8, 330 guys that moves like a fucking ballerina is going to be a good player.

We only have ONE player that we offered that didn't have offers from a bunch of other fucking big time schools (Tuputala). SO FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT. Every top team would take a class like Bamas if they could you idiot.

Are you ready for something that will blow your mind?

If we don't move off our first tier of guys, we will have all 85% 4 and 5 star guys. We don't have a fucking secret formula. We just recruit the same guys everyone else does 80% of the time. Unless they are black then we are skeptical of their OKGness. We seem to need one white parent or at the least foreign parents (preferably from Nigeria).

Is our bored the EXACT SAME as Oregon's? No. Do we mostly overlap? Yes. Do they go harder on some guys and we go harder on others? Yes. Are 95% the guys both of us want as our first choices probably in the top 400 prospects on 247? YES.
Click to expand...

I was making fun of what a typical doog would say. ;)
Click to expand...

I just enjoy yelling. The point still stands though. And fuck you forever for even joking about this shit.
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We’re fucked!​

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We’re fucked!​

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We’re fucked!​


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WE’RE FUCKED!​

 
I voted yes, but with a caveat. I believe the coaches have their own internal rankings. I am sure in their own rankings, the recruiting class is top 15.
Click to expand...

You want an IP ban, don't you?

THEIR BORED LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING TOP PROGRAM'S BORED YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You know who we wanted this year? The same guys that fucking Bama, USC, Oregon, Notre Dame, Stanford and Ohio State wanted. It doesn't take a fucking genius to see that a 6-8, 330 guys that moves like a fucking ballerina is going to be a good player.

We only have ONE player that we offered that didn't have offers from a bunch of other fucking big time schools (Tuputala). SO FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT. Every top team would take a class like Bamas if they could you idiot.

Are you ready for something that will blow your mind?

If we don't move off our first tier of guys, we will have all 85% 4 and 5 star guys. We don't have a fucking secret formula. We just recruit the same guys everyone else does 80% of the time. Unless they are black then we are skeptical of their OKGness. We seem to need one white parent or at the least foreign parents (preferably from Nigeria).

Is our bored the EXACT SAME as Oregon's? No. Do we mostly overlap? Yes. Do they go harder on some guys and we go harder on others? Yes. Are 95% the guys both of us want as our first choices probably in the top 400 prospects on 247? YES.
Click to expand...

I was making fun of what a typical doog would say. ;)
Click to expand...

I just enjoy yelling. The point still stands though. And fuck you forever for even joking about this shit.
Click to expand...

We’re fucked!​

...

We’re fucked!​

...

We’re fucked!​


...

...

WE’RE FUCKED!​

Click to expand...

Solid preview of the next Pod.
 
Yeah, but more 3 stars make it to the NFL than 5 stars. And for those who don’t grasp statistics, that’s pretty significant.
 
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