Reasons Kayvon actually chose Oregon thread

I'm happy right here.

You may need another make-believe trip to Hawaii with your make-believe family.

I'm just trying to help you out. I outlined your problems briefly in my prior post.

Your trash talk is terrible. Just fucking terrible. I'm embarrassed for you.

Don't be embarrassed for me.[/b] Be embarrassed for yourself. I was in Hawaii the week following the UW/Oregon game. Sorry you so desperately wanted to talk shit and didn't get to. I'm sure it was the highlight of your year. Too bad for you Oregon got their shit pushed in the next week.

You say you supposedly went to UW and yet you're an Oregon and Miami fan posting on a UW board and you originally were impersonating a WSU fan. On top of that you're obsessed with me and half of your posts are lame attempts to get my attention. Fuck man, I would not want to trade lives with you. I pity you. There's no winning for you here. Out of all the losers on this board you're the biggest one and the most pathetic. Don't worry about my "problems". Worry about doing what you need to do to have a better life.

No worries.

I am [/i]embarrassed for you. A three minute cruise around this place yields thread after thread of people - all kinds of them - laffing at you and calling you out for being such an over-the-top idiot.

Can that many people be wrong? I don't think so.

Congratulations on being so good at life wannabe frat boy.

If we’re going to bash Stallone’s best movie, I’m out.
 
I'm happy right here.

You may need another make-believe trip to Hawaii with your make-believe family.

I'm just trying to help you out. I outlined your problems briefly in my prior post.

Your trash talk is terrible. Just fucking terrible. I'm embarrassed for you.

Don't be embarrassed for me. Be embarrassed for yourself. I was in Hawaii the week following the UW/Oregon game. Sorry you so desperately wanted to talk shit and didn't get to. I'm sure it was the highlight of your year. Too bad for you Oregon got their shit pushed in the next week.

You say you supposedly went to UW and yet you're an Oregon and Miami fan posting on a UW board and you originally were impersonating a WSU fan. On top of that you're obsessed with me and half of your posts are lame attempts to get my attention. Fuck man, I would not want to trade lives with you. I pity you. There's no winning for you here. Out of all the losers on this board you're the biggest one and the most pathetic. Don't worry about my "problems". Worry about doing what you need to do to have a better life.

Seems like you care...
 

Oh fuck me.

I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

Bastards.

I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.

I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

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Oh fuck me.

I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

Bastards.

I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.

I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

Well you certainly have a nice ass anyway
 


Oh fuck me.

I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

Bastards.

I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.

I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
 

Oh fuck me.

I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

Bastards.

I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.

I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

I think I'm going to start replying to you with Webster jiffs, Roof. Because apparently yore bit is to steal the successful schticks of DDY, Swaye and so forth and make them crappier and unappealing.

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Oh fuck me.

I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

Bastards.

I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.

I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.

I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
 
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