Reasons for Lane Kiffen's exit emerge

Da fuq is a mucophage?

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19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

Fuck no! If you are averaging 9 yards per carry give it to him 25-30 times! Nothing demoralizes a defense like running the damn ball down their throats and not being able to do shit about it!

Hell we are used to inferior play calling, we just usually only need adequate with our defense. You think any other team could win 5 national championships and only have 1 fucking qb on an NFL roster? It's ridiculous!

Okay, what would six more carries have done in the game?

Must be hard being a bama fan and critiquing a coaching staff that has won 26 games in a row.

Jesus fucking Christ.
 
Kiffen is a spoiled little bitch.

Saban gave him a second life and he shit on him as he left.

I feel sorry for Colorado when they hire him away from FAU.
 
19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

Fuck no! If you are averaging 9 yards per carry give it to him 25-30 times! Nothing demoralizes a defense like running the damn ball down their throats and not being able to do shit about it!

Hell we are used to inferior play calling, we just usually only need adequate with our defense. You think any other team could win 5 national championships and only have 1 fucking qb on an NFL roster? It's ridiculous!

Okay, what would six more carries have done in the game?

Must be hard being a bama fan and critiquing a coaching staff that has won 26 games in a row.

Jesus fucking Christ.

We are like our coach. Never fucking happy! Bo runs for 6, bo runs for 9, pass 3 straight plays then punt. Did you know we averaged 3rd and 10.5 on our 3rd downs! That's worse than on 1st down. More early down runs and we are 3rd and manageable.
 
Kiffin is a douchebag. He left Tennessee high and dry and set their rebuilding back a couple of years. He rubs people the wrong way.
 
19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

Fuck no! If you are averaging 9 yards per carry give it to him 25-30 times! Nothing demoralizes a defense like running the damn ball down their throats and not being able to do shit about it!

Hell we are used to inferior play calling, we just usually only need adequate with our defense. You think any other team could win 5 national championships and only have 1 fucking qb on an NFL roster? It's ridiculous!

Okay, what would six more carries have done in the game?

Must be hard being a bama fan and critiquing a coaching staff that has won 26 games in a row.

Jesus fucking Christ.

We are like our coach. Never fucking happy! Bo runs for 6, bo runs for 9, pass 3 straight plays then punt. Did you know we averaged 3rd and 10.5 on our 3rd downs! That's worse than on 1st down. More early down runs and we are 3rd and manageable.

HAHA, OK coach. Maybe it's time for you to take a walk with the wife on the beach for some perspective. Right Damone?

News flash! you and bama fans are nothing like Saban. HTH.
 
Maybe he means Bama fans are like Saban in that they are midgets with frumpy short haired wives

Yeah man alabama definitely known for short people and ugly women.....just fucking dumb
 
19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

19 carries seems reasonable. Many fans I spoke to felt like Damien Harris was their best RB.

Nope. Early in year Harris looked better but second half of season no question Bo took the reins. Obvious in game Bo was the hot back not Harris, feed him the damn rock!

So you feel like 19 carries wasn't enough? You don't feel like they fed him the rock?

Just wait and see what Sark does if the run game doesn't get going. Just have a few items near by that you don't mind breaking when you start throwing shit at your TV. Go to Best Buy and by a backup flat screen for Monday.

Fuck no! If you are averaging 9 yards per carry give it to him 25-30 times! Nothing demoralizes a defense like running the damn ball down their throats and not being able to do shit about it!

Hell we are used to inferior play calling, we just usually only need adequate with our defense. You think any other team could win 5 national championships and only have 1 fucking qb on an NFL roster? It's ridiculous!

Okay, what would six more carries have done in the game?

Must be hard being a bama fan and critiquing a coaching staff that has won 26 games in a row.

Jesus fucking Christ.

We are like our coach. Never fucking happy! Bo runs for 6, bo runs for 9, pass 3 straight plays then punt. Did you know we averaged 3rd and 10.5 on our 3rd downs! That's worse than on 1st down. More early down runs and we are 3rd and manageable.

HAHA, OK coach. Maybe it's time for you to take a walk with the wife on the beach for some perspective. Right Damone?

News flash! you and bama fans are nothing like Saban. HTH.
 
One of the many problems with Bama fans is they think the football team winning makes them better personally...

Any individual Bama fan could move to Alaska and fuck walruses (walrusi ?) and the team would be just as successful while they got some tusk

So Bama fans, you have not personally had anything to do with the team's success, so when you act high and mighty you cum off as a delusional dipshit

And Butch Jones is a fucking crewcut moron, why anyone would quote him...

And don't even get me started on all the Bama "fans" who never went there and don't live there....
 
I read the Kiffin article. It was a good read. He's going to FIU or whatever to chill the fuck out in a nice mansion on the water. Banging chicks at a place with little expectations.

Little Art Briles will get him an explosive offense. Kiffin is almost smart in a fucked up way.
 
Kiffin is almost smart in a fucked up way.

He's living the dream - financially set for life, steady supply of women, little to no expectations from his job...

He should do seminars
 
FIU is a new program desperate for a reputation.

Well bend over and grab your Ass cheeks FIU fans, you're about to get one!
 
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