Reason 1,000,200 why I hate liberals

[topdawgnc]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

What kind of tipper are you?

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

If you use a service where it's understood that you are going to tip, and you don't tip because you think it's for the birds, you're a cheap fucking asshole.

Jesus Christ I mean, these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage and when I did I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.

 

[ThomasFremont]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

What kind of tipper are you?

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

Awesome'd for Reservoir Dogs quote.

But seriously, Mr. Pink was an asshole.

 

[dnc]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

What kind of tipper are you?

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

If you use a service where it's understood that you are going to tip, and you don't tip because you think it's for the birds, you're a cheap fucking asshole.

Jesus Christ I mean, these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage and when I did I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.

nice quote

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

But why is Ozone a bad poster?

 

[topdawgnc]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

What kind of tipper are you?

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

If you use a service where it's understood that you are going to tip, and you don't tip because you think it's for the birds, you're a cheap fucking asshole.

Jesus Christ I mean, these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage and when I did I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.

nice quote

Dude ...

I think good service is the girl taking me in back and suckin' my dick.

I'll go over 20% for that.

 

[topdawgnc]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

What kind of tipper are you?

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

Awesome'd for Reservoir Dogs quote.

But seriously, Mr. Pink was an asshole.

I was enjoying stringing DNC along ...

 

[ThomasFremont]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

What kind of tipper are you?

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

Awesome'd for Reservoir Dogs quote.

But seriously, Mr. Pink was an asshole.

I was enjoying stringing DNC along ...

I was enjoying stringing you along too.

But every ruse must end.

 

[PurpleJ]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

Bring a reusable bag with you to the grocery store you fucking animal.

#EvolveAlready

Next you'll say I should wear a scarf to stay warm.

Soccer has really ruined the scarf.

In cold weather, it's a practical garment.

That's actually where our wannabe Euro fags stole the idea from. The fans in Europe wear scarves by necessity, because their seasons go through the winter. Sounders fans like to wear them in July to be cultured and shit.

 

[ThomasFremont]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

Bring a reusable bag with you to the grocery store you fucking animal.

#EvolveAlready

Next you'll say I should wear a scarf to stay warm.

Soccer has really ruined the scarf.

In cold weather, it's a practical garment.

That's actually where our wannabe Euro fags stole the idea from. The fans in Europe wear scarves by necessity, because their seasons go through the winter. Sounders fans like to wear them in July to be cultured and shit.

The scarf was invented before soccer.

HTH

 

[PurpleJ]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

Bring a reusable bag with you to the grocery store you fucking animal.

#EvolveAlready

Next you'll say I should wear a scarf to stay warm.

Soccer has really ruined the scarf.

In cold weather, it's a practical garment.

That's actually where our wannabe Euro fags stole the idea from. The fans in Europe wear scarves by necessity, because their seasons go through the winter. Sounders fans like to wear them in July to be cultured and shit.

The scarf was invented before soccer.

HTH

Yeah. The Chinese. Same guys that also claim to have invented soccer. And fireworks.

 

[RoadDawg55]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

Bring a reusable bag with you to the grocery store you fucking animal.

#EvolveAlready

Next you'll say I should wear a scarf to stay warm.

Soccer has really ruined the scarf.

In cold weather, it's a practical garment.

That's actually where our wannabe Euro fags stole the idea from. The fans in Europe wear scarves by necessity, because their seasons go through the winter. Sounders fans like to wear them in July to be cultured and shit.

Oh, fuck off. Such fag J. Nobody has to wear a scarf, even when it's cold.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

Bring a reusable bag with you to the grocery store you fucking animal.

#EvolveAlready

Next you'll say I should wear a scarf to stay warm.

Soccer has really ruined the scarf.

In cold weather, it's a practical garment.

That's actually where our wannabe Euro fags stole the idea from. The fans in Europe wear scarves by necessity, because their seasons go through the winter. Sounders fans like to wear them in July to be cultured and shit.

The scarf was invented before soccer.

HTH

Yeah. The Chinese. Same guys that also claim to have invented soccer. And fireworks.

Correction, that was dodgeball.

 

[PurpleJ]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

If $0.05 is too high a barrier for entry to suffocate yourself with a plastic bag mid-jerk, you should stop being poor.

Toppy makes million dollar deals, but yeah. It's five fucking cents. It's like crying that apples are five cents more per pound.

The fact I am paying attention to five fucking cents is the reason I make million dollar deals.

It's all in the details.

People who get to go lunches at deli's, it is $25 a year. That's not a lot to one person. You add that up to 10,000 people or 1% of the guesstimated population I assume eats lunch from a deli on a daily basis. And that is a $250,000 tax being levied by the city of Dallas ... that is just a lunch tax.

Now add in CVS, Walmart, etc .... and the city is extracting a lot of disposable income from it's citizens.

But ... it's only .05 ...

Bring a reusable bag with you to the grocery store you fucking animal.

#EvolveAlready

Next you'll say I should wear a scarf to stay warm.

Soccer has really ruined the scarf.

In cold weather, it's a practical garment.

That's actually where our wannabe Euro fags stole the idea from. The fans in Europe wear scarves by necessity, because their seasons go through the winter. Sounders fans like to wear them in July to be cultured and shit.

Oh, fuck off. Such fag J. Nobody has to wear a scarf, even when it's cold.

You must enjoy pneumonia.

 

[HuskyJW]

I could be wrong but can't you just not use a plastic bag?

you should be using paper bags anyways and supporting the logging industry

 

[topdawgnc]

I could be wrong but can't you just not use a plastic bag?

you should be using paper bags anyways and supporting the logging industry

 

[Swaye]

 

[2001400ex]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

Yes cause Dallas is the heart of liberalism.

 

[topdawgnc]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

Yes cause Dallas is the heart of liberalism.

Dallas proper is ... you dip fuck.

 

[2001400ex]

The fucking Dallas City Council passed a .05 plastic bag environmental fee.

What a bunch of shit.

Makes me want to litter.

Yes cause Dallas is the heart of liberalism.

Dallas proper is ... you dip fuck.

Except it's not.

 

[creepycoug]

Or maybe you should hire a lawyer to fight it.

Oh wait, never mind.

Jesus.

By the end of that fight there would be:

*a class action suit
*each person who ever bought a bag getting back .01
*the lawyers getting $11,500,000
*the bag fee would be changed to include paper bags
*new fee .10

As usual, I'll steer clear of the lawyers unless I need to make them feel needed.

sure, I understand. i'm sure there are teams of them standing by waiting for the next big topdawg coffee stand merger.