Real estate agents

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol
 
There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.
 
And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
 
And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Camas papermaker heard from
 
Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

Cogent.

It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

 
And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Camas papermaker heard from

Disagree. How dare you?
 
There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

Software salespeople are the fucking worst. I love kicking their asses
 
And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Paper mill would have been a vacation.
 
I bailed on it all. Wasn’t for me.

Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

Cogent.

It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

 
There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.
 
<<blockquote class="Quote" rel="46XiJCAB"><blockquote class="Quote" rel="haie">There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.</blockquote>

Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow. </blockquote>

Speaking of....we actually fired all our sales people. It's been great.

I am especially proud of a report I made titled Monthly Travel Expenses vs New Business Sold.
 
There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

I remember my software sales phase.

Fuck the engineers. Nothing happens until something sells.

 
And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Paper mill running on the chlorine to bleach the paper that I was sweating over to make back in the day.
 
And? Continue.

I've done the FSBO and used agents.

First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.

There's no way this isn't white supremacy

Housing is a right

Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

LOL........

Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off

Camas papermaker heard from

Disagree. How dare you?

It's logical. You must drive through Camas to get to Washougal.

 
There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

I remember my software sales phase.

Fuck the engineers. Nothing happens until something sells.

I had a college professor who was a former Pacemaker Engineer. He had the exact same take. He didn't have it ass backwards.
 
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There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

I remember my software sales phase.

Fuck the engineers. Nothing happens until something sells.

I had a college professor who was a former Pacemaker Engineer. He had the exact same take. He didn't have it ass backwards.

Jesus, thank you for that contribution. You are clearly an expert on the topic.
 
There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

I remember my software sales phase.

Fuck the engineers. Nothing happens until something sells.

I had a college professor who was a former Pacemaker Engineer. He had the exact same take. He didn't have it ass backwards.

Jesus, thank you for that contribution. You are clearly an expert on the topic.

Sorry that hurt your vag, Haie.

Did you fire your sales guys and gals yet?

Maybe give Pitchfork51 a call to walk you through how it's done.

Dumbass.
 
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There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

I remember my software sales phase.

Fuck the engineers. Nothing happens until something sells.

I had a college professor who was a former Pacemaker Engineer. He had the exact same take. He didn't have it ass backwards.

Jesus, thank you for that contribution. You are clearly an expert on the topic.

I actually sold ERP/resource planning software to Fortune 500 companies for a few years.

I'm just fucking with you. The correct answer is "with enough time and money, this software can do whatever you want...now why is your business so different than thousands of others utilizing best practices?"

If your sales guys are just doing demos, they give no fucks about the customer's needs OR what they can deliver. Recipe for failed implementation for the customer or choking down costs to the provider.

Bring the Throbber in to consult and I'll set your woeful sales guys straight.

 
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Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

Were you operating out of a Realtor office, or a non-Realtor office?
 
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