RE UODUCKGIRL

[ForeskinWalletDawg]

We didn't want them anyway.
https://twitter.com/UODUCKGIRL/status/1068151065764339712?s=20

She likes to call them “cruits”. TWSLTD. Those two letters “re” are a fucking burden.

Annoying as fuck

You must be a real hoot to be around.

 

[animate]

Give me a holler girl

Is that the guy from Welcome Back Kotter?

Blackedraw

 

[PurpleBaze]

Hey, we know you check this board every now and then. Just step up and post on a regular basis.

After all we are gross, but at least we're hardcore.

 

[chuck]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

 

[MikeDamone]

Oh o get it. You’re spelling ducks as doooks. Lol. Clever.

No, you didn’t get It. At all

 

[PurpleJ]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

 

[chuck]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

 

[MikeDamone]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

 

[chuck]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

For all your wisdom theres a lesson that you may have missed. If you want to ogle chicks on a football board you have to adjust standards a bit, kind of like going to a golf course, bowling alley, or construction site. This middle aged duck groupie is pretty cute by those standards.

 

[MikeDamone]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

For all your wisdom theres a lesson that you may have missed. If you want to ogle chicks on a football board you have to adjust standards a bit, kind of like going to a golf course, bowling alley, or construction site. This middle aged duck groupie is pretty cute by those standards.

I’m on the internet. Hot chicks are three clicks away. I don’t need to see this bitch

 

[chuck]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

For all your wisdom theres a lesson that you may have missed. If you want to ogle chicks on a football board you have to adjust standards a bit, kind of like going to a golf course, bowling alley, or construction site. This middle aged duck groupie is pretty cute by those standards.

I’m on the internet. Hot chicks are three clicks away. I don’t need to see this bitch

Nor do I but it's fun to pretend because I assume she reads this and is bothered by it.

 

[animate]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

For all your wisdom theres a lesson that you may have missed. If you want to ogle chicks on a football board you have to adjust standards a bit, kind of like going to a golf course, bowling alley, or construction site. This middle aged duck groupie is pretty cute by those standards.

I’m on the internet. Hot chicks are three clicks away. I don’t need to see this bitch

Nor do I but it's fun to pretend because I assume she reads this and is bothered by it.

Bothered? Or "hot and bothered"?

I'm sure the thought of having a HH groupie session has crossed her mind

 

[MikeDamone]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

For all your wisdom theres a lesson that you may have missed. If you want to ogle chicks on a football board you have to adjust standards a bit, kind of like going to a golf course, bowling alley, or construction site. This middle aged duck groupie is pretty cute by those standards.

I’m on the internet. Hot chicks are three clicks away. I don’t need to see this bitch

Nor do I but it's fun to pretend because I assume she reads this and is bothered by it.

Not really

 

[chuck]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

For all your wisdom theres a lesson that you may have missed. If you want to ogle chicks on a football board you have to adjust standards a bit, kind of like going to a golf course, bowling alley, or construction site. This middle aged duck groupie is pretty cute by those standards.

I’m on the internet. Hot chicks are three clicks away. I don’t need to see this bitch

Nor do I but it's fun to pretend because I assume she reads this and is bothered by it.

Not really

You're really not a qualified judge of that ya dead eyed, emotionless prick ya.

 

[MikeDamone]

She thinks HH is gross because too many perverts here wanted to see her shabby little 43 year old tits. I agree...gross. You weirdos scared her off before we could get to the real pertinent questions and pic requests...all the backdoor related stuff that really matters. Maybe she'd come back if this was clarified.

I didn’t want to see her tits. I wanted to honor and protect her. I’m classy like that.

So she could be the intelligent and classy duck girl of the week? Will she show her class and intelligence with some thong bikini pics?

Pass

For all your wisdom theres a lesson that you may have missed. If you want to ogle chicks on a football board you have to adjust standards a bit, kind of like going to a golf course, bowling alley, or construction site. This middle aged duck groupie is pretty cute by those standards.

I’m on the internet. Hot chicks are three clicks away. I don’t need to see this bitch

Nor do I but it's fun to pretend because I assume she reads this and is bothered by it.

Not really

You're really not a qualified judge of that ya dead eyed, emotionless prick ya.

Sorry. Not really interested in seeing a middle aged duck fans pancake tits.

 

[DerekJohnson]

It's too bad she didn't stick around. She had a good sense of humor.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

She's probably an okay person in real life. But she is a Twitter attn. whore. Duck white knight simps used to run to her rescue. Pathetic.

We're assholes. That's who we are.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

How the fuck did I miss this thread? This probably belongs on the classics broad.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

It's too bad she didn't stick around. She had a good sense of humor.

making comments about children is apparently where she draws the line.

 

[haie]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1916927964173787294