RE UODUCKGIRL

Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
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Post of the Century.

PS: if you've ever wanted a swarthy 🇨🇺 Cuban, a pretend lawyer, or bofe, I'm your man. I'll even show you how to use your snap chat.

#istandwithyou
 
Hey I'll give her credit for showing up here.

If you're taking the sports message boards seriously like the Duck cucks who drool over her, you're an idiot
 
@backthepack Thanks for the compliment. My filter game is pretty legit so maybe I’m ok for a middle aged doook
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@backthepack is that guy from high school who wanted in your pants but didn’t have what it took to do what needed to be done.

You had your eye on someone else and backpack was the guy that followed you, ran into you when you stopped. He put his arm around you which you promptly pushed away.

He fetched your beers, brought you a lemon drop you a beer, hoping to get you shit faced.

He lingered, kept boozing and thought you were buying his game. You didn’t. He called you a bitch when you left with the guy, he from then on, cursed. Then backpack tossed his cookies and passed out.

Anyways, what you got on our Fuskies?
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Awfully specific, are you speaking from exprience?
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Not in the middle of the store guys.
 
But really, @TheRealUODuckGirl be on the pod for Oregon next week. I promise @Swaye won't give you ear aids.
 
@dirtysouwfdawg my address is 12 Ina Row, Nonatty OR 00000. Make sure it’s Clorox. Don’t be cheap. @PurpleJ BK is trash. Wendy’s is where it’s at. McDonald’s has salad? Who knew. @PurpleThrobber I assume BBC means big balls chip? How many have I taken? More than you’ve given.
 
@PurpleBaze buddy, cum on now. I thought we had an understanding. You can bash me all you want but Leave all my girls, including Tammy out of this. PS Olive Garden is gross.
 
I can see now, even with this fucking hangover, that shit got crazy in chat while I was gone last night.
 
Thread did not deliver. Jesus
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You are way too fucking curmudgeonly for a young guy. You need to get laid immediately. Find a chick. Or a dude. @dnc is dead, so you can even call me.

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@EwaDawg nobody wants to SMT except my hubs. I’m a 43 year old mom of two. Trust me their hayday has since passed.
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I'll be the judge of that.

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Hey I'll give her credit for showing up here.

If you're taking the sports message boards seriously like the Duck cucks who drool over her, you're an idiot
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Duck Cucks. Hahahahaha.

Pump my gas Cuck!
 
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