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Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean[/b][/b] but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
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Dialed in!
 
Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
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@RaceBannon was there!!!!

Bow chicka bow bow

 
Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
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Oh GOD....

Its shaved.

btw, SUYT.
 
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We need your address so we can send you a bottle of bleach. You can Snapchat yourself as you drink it. @Swaye will be there shortly after. Everything from there is normal initiation to HH.
 
Hardcore Husky whenever a woman posts
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Seriously... half decent blonde rolls in and you all instantly roll out the red carpet.
“Here’s the inside jokes, here’s the lingo, here’s my phone number, my ducks this big.” You bitches are sad. Do all of the guys on here still live in their parents basement?

I’m not salty, you’re salty.
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Oh, don't worry. It won't be long before @TierbsHsotBoobs shows up and gives her a lemon drop.
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Lemon drop with a side car?
You’ll be glad you googled that shit
 
@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
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How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.

I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.

I'm classy like that.
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No Baze. You don't get it. At all.

It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).

Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.

You're welcome.
 
@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
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How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.

I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.

I'm classy like that.
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No Baze. You don't get it. At all.

It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).

Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.

You're welcome.
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Better advice than Pumpeii...
 
@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
Click to expand...

How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.

I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.

I'm classy like that.
Click to expand...

No Baze. You don't get it. At all.

It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).

Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.

You're welcome.
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Better advice than Pumpeii...
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Never go ass to mouth. @puppylove_sugarsteel is a fucking tard.
 
@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
Click to expand...

How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.

I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.

I'm classy like that.
Click to expand...

No Baze. You don't get it. At all.

It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).

Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.

You're welcome.
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Better advice than Pumpeii...
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Never go ass to mouth. @puppylove_sugarsteel is a fucking tard.
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Land war. Asia. Don't do that either.

 
Lemon drops prob don’t mean on here what I think they mean but they are my favorite shot.
I don’t know how to use my snap chat other than filter. And I don’t have a code. Let’s go with studio 54 style cuz frankly that’s the answer y’all deserve.
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Drop your username.
 
@PurpleBaze I took a screen shot, you stole a picture and made it your profile. We even 💜
Click to expand...

How about meeting me for dinner? I'll take you to a fine dining establishment - The Olive Garden.

I may be pour, but I'm not cheap like @PurpleJ.

I'm classy like that.
Click to expand...

No Baze. You don't get it. At all.

It's a classic litmus test. If a girl won't eat at McDonalds, she isn't worth your time. She's either a stuck up gold digger type, a crazy vegan, or she just hates America. If she'd rather go to Burger King, she's trashy. If she goes orders salad at McDonalds, she's clinically insane (that shit will make you sick).

Next test after that is taking her out dancing. Never date a chick with no rhythm.

You're welcome.
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Better advice than Pumpeii...
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Never go ass to mouth. @puppylove_sugarsteel is a fucking tard.
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Land war. Asia. Don't do that either.
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Also...never invade Russia.
 
@backthepack Thanks for the compliment. My filter game is pretty legit so maybe I’m ok for a middle aged doook
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@backthepack is that guy from high school who wanted in your pants but didn’t have what it took to do what needed to be done.

You had your eye on someone else and backpack was the guy that followed you, ran into you when you stopped. He put his arm around you which you promptly pushed away.

He fetched your beers, brought you a lemon drop you a beer, hoping to get you shit faced.

He lingered, kept boozing and thought you were buying his game. You didn’t. He called you a bitch when you left with the guy, he from then on, cursed. Then backpack tossed his cookies and passed out.

Anyways, what you got on our Fuskies?
 
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@backthepack Thanks for the compliment. My filter game is pretty legit so maybe I’m ok for a middle aged doook
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@backthepack is that guy from high school who wanted in your pants but didn’t have what it took to do what needed to be done.

You had your eye on someone else and backpack was the guy that followed you, ran into you when you stopped. He put his arm around you which you promptly pushed away.

He fetched your beers, brought you a lemon drop you a beer, hoping to get you shit faced.

He lingered, kept boozing and thought you were buying his game. You didn’t. He called you a bitch when you left with the guy, he from then on, cursed. Then backpack tossed his cookies and passed out.

Anyways, what you got on our Fuskies?
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Awfully specific, are you speaking from exprience?
 
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