Rank them…. From ……. Marry, Side Chick, Hook Up, NO WAY

[El_K]

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I’m familiar with all of them but the chick on the left.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1803174726354764245

Story on the oilers fans

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

The cop is NO FUCKING WAY.
Oilers fan is a hook up.
Hawk Tuah is side chick only so that if I get caught, I can tell airplane chick that motherfucker is not real.

 

[whlinder]

The question is whether we consider any of the post viral meme info about the individuals. Crazy Plane lady immediately got work done and/or got in better shape and seems like a cool chick. Oilers girl and Hawk Tuah haven’t gone through that cycle.

I would probably elevate Hawk Tuah to marry and put Plane Lady at side chick. Cop slut is definitely no way.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Oiler fan. No question. That was a great set of boobs.

Hock Tuah is going to make a fortune on OnlyFans.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

The question is whether we consider any of the post viral meme info about the individuals. Crazy Plane lady immediately got work done and/or got in better shape and seems like a cool chick. Oilers girl and Hawk Tuah haven’t gone through that cycle.

I would probably elevate Hawk Tuah to marry and put Plane Lady at side chick. Cop slut is definitely no way.

I absolutely agree and would’ve put Hawk Tuah chick in the marriage category except my joke wouldn’t have worked.

 

[chuck]

Hockey chick rather easily, airplane chick, spitting chick, then ugly cop slut.
There's something disquieting about cop slut's looks that goes beyond her just not being very attractive.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1804839317262717141

But wait…we have a last minute entry to the race.

 

[Joey]

Hawk tuah girl is a marry and don’t touch the other three

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1804553679162184048

In the unlikely event you need another reason to marry Hawk Tuah girl, she’s a Coors Banquet fan.

 

[YellowSnow]

I wanna get a Hawk Tuah 2024 yard sign.

 

[El_K]

marry TMINR
Side chick Oiler Girl
hook up Hawk Tuan
no Way Army girl

 

[YellowSnow]

All of WOOD (except for police lady).
None are marriage material.

 

[pawz]

3 or 2, 1, 4

.

 

[LebamDawg]

1 and 2 are divorce material more than marriage material being married and all.
3 maybe
4 at 3 am when no one is around, I'm drunk and won't remember

 

[PurpleThrobber]

marry TMINR
Side chick Oiler Girl
hook up Hawk Tuan
no Way Army girl

I’m gonna change my vote.

 

[huskyhooligan]

I'm leaning 2, 3, 1, 4

 

[HFNY]

Can someone fill me in on the Hawk Tuah girl? I am too lazy to look it up.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Thanks to Hardcore Husky, I'm familiar with Hauk Tua and now Oilers Fan. No idea who the other two are.