Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
I've made up for it with some truckers.

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Sorry I couldn’t make it. I was detained by the police for sneaking into an all you can Mexican buffet this morning. I thought I was only trespassed from the weekday buffet but it turns out once you’ve been trespassed from a business, the day or time or doesn’t matter. Anyhow, before the cops could take me to the station, they had to get a flatbed truck. Those cop cars are discriminatory against people of size like myself.
 
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