Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I didn’t know Asian women were crazy. I thought that was just for American bitches. Mines philipino and them bitches is nuts.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/interneth0f/status/1718669943225373068?s=46&t=MxMhwXZCR1GxGeyWUWtVTQ

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/interneth0f/status/1718755492032401840?s=46&t=MxMhwXZCR1GxGeyWUWtVTQ

@YellowSnow

 

[LebamDawg]

good if truehttps://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1718822728235655548

 

[LebamDawg]

Saw this under the title "what kind of sorcery is this?"

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

good if truehttps://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1718822728235655548

It’s a real place but it’s out of business. I can’t remember if the commercial already made an appearance here or not.

 

[LebamDawg]

https://twitter.com/cctvidiots/status/1718816770193313959

 

[huskyhooligan]

https://twitter.com/ButtCrackSports/status/1717210663552975177

Is eating ass on the first date a thing now? I feel old

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

For Stalin.

Wood, wood, wood.
https://twitter.com/cctvidiots/status/1719715271789986261

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/interneth0f/status/1719878243568750728?s=46&t=MxMhwXZCR1GxGeyWUWtVTQ

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

https://twitter.com/interneth0f/status/1719878243568750728?s=46&t=MxMhwXZCR1GxGeyWUWtVTQ

I’m totally pitching “strip minigolf” for the next team building event at work.

 

[LebamDawg]

Payback for stealing one's lunch
https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1721251294701043994

I even gagged

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

https://twitter.com/image_origins/status/1721512002554650829

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/interneth0f/status/1721724481494737228?s=46&t=MxMhwXZCR1GxGeyWUWtVTQ

 

[huskyhooligan]

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1722430565087879493

 

[LebamDawg]

hope this guy already had kids - too late nowhttps://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1722685288126837025

 

[huskyhooligan]

hope this guy already had kids - too late nowhttps://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1722685288126837025

Or you'll never hear him fart again.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1722898775683805509

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1722898775683805509

In this couple’s defense they might’ve said it to get some relative who asked “so when can we expect the pitter patter of little feet?” off their backs.