Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

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I saw the start of the pole going and immediately closed browser.

When I was about 9, my 9 year old neighbor and I were jumping from the sidewalk into these shrubs. The sidewalk was at least 3-4 higher than the ground on which the shrubs sat. Unbeknownst to us, there were a couple of green metal fence posts in the shrubs.

On our final jump I hear John scream in pain. He landed on a fence post and impaled himself on his inner thigh, about 2-3 inches from his nutsack. I had to pull him off of the post and carry him 1/2 block back home and then left him there while he called his parents.

That memory scares the shit out of me when I think about it.
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cause you almost had to touch his nutsack?

#nttawwt
 
https://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1622025667666657281
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I saw the start of the pole going and immediately closed browser.

When I was about 9, my 9 year old neighbor and I were jumping from the sidewalk into these shrubs. The sidewalk was at least 3-4 higher than the ground on which the shrubs sat. Unbeknownst to us, there were a couple of green metal fence posts in the shrubs.

On our final jump I hear John scream in pain. He landed on a fence post and impaled himself on his inner thigh, about 2-3 inches from his nutsack. I had to pull him off of the post and carry him 1/2 block back home and then left him there while he called his parents.

That memory scares the shit out of me when I think about it.
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#DelridgeProblems
 
https://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1622025667666657281
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I saw the start of the pole going and immediately closed browser.

When I was about 9, my 9 year old neighbor and I were jumping from the sidewalk into these shrubs. The sidewalk was at least 3-4 higher than the ground on which the shrubs sat. Unbeknownst to us, there were a couple of green metal fence posts in the shrubs.

On our final jump I hear John scream in pain. He landed on a fence post and impaled himself on his inner thigh, about 2-3 inches from his nutsack. I had to pull him off of the post and carry him 1/2 block back home and then left him there while he called his parents.

That memory scares the shit out of me when I think about it.
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#DelridgeProblems
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Corner of 38th and Hudson!
 
https://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1622025667666657281
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I saw the start of the pole going and immediately closed browser.

When I was about 9, my 9 year old neighbor and I were jumping from the sidewalk into these shrubs. The sidewalk was at least 3-4 higher than the ground on which the shrubs sat. Unbeknownst to us, there were a couple of green metal fence posts in the shrubs.

On our final jump I hear John scream in pain. He landed on a fence post and impaled himself on his inner thigh, about 2-3 inches from his nutsack. I had to pull him off of the post and carry him 1/2 block back home and then left him there while he called his parents.

That memory scares the shit out of me when I think about it.
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cause you almost had to touch his nutsack?

#nttawwt
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No.

Because he wouldn’t let me touch his nutsack.
 
https://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1622025667666657281
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I saw the start of the pole going and immediately closed browser.

When I was about 9, my 9 year old neighbor and I were jumping from the sidewalk into these shrubs. The sidewalk was at least 3-4 higher than the ground on which the shrubs sat. Unbeknownst to us, there were a couple of green metal fence posts in the shrubs.

On our final jump I hear John scream in pain. He landed on a fence post and impaled himself on his inner thigh, about 2-3 inches from his nutsack. I had to pull him off of the post and carry him 1/2 block back home and then left him there while he called his parents.

That memory scares the shit out of me when I think about it.
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I dodged many a bullet and injury BITD. My older brother? No so lucky. In fact, he hurt himself constantly and frequently came home bleeding from some form of impaling, a few times with the stick or plywood sliver still sticking out of his arm, leg, hip or whatever.
 
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