Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

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I saw the start of the pole going and immediately closed browser.

When I was about 9, my 9 year old neighbor and I were jumping from the sidewalk into these shrubs. The sidewalk was at least 3-4 higher than the ground on which the shrubs sat. Unbeknownst to us, there were a couple of green metal fence posts in the shrubs.

On our final jump I hear John scream in pain. He landed on a fence post and impaled himself on his inner thigh, about 2-3 inches from his nutsack. I had to pull him off of the post and carry him 1/2 block back home and then left him there while he called his parents.

That memory scares the shit out of me when I think about it.
 
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